by ElParkos May 01, 2021
Sheesh Kebab is a versatile word that can be used as an exclamation and even a verb.
It’s main use is replacing profanity. For when you’re around the little ones. Or even I’m public
Eg.
1. “What the fuck” will change to “What the Sheesh kebab”
2. “Fuck” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
3. “Shit” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
4. “Dick” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
5. “You bastard” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
6. “You asshole” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
Etc.
As an exclamation it can be used to express anger or victory.
It can also be used in an everyday sentence, to express any type of emotion. Such as confusion, excitement, just feeling good or amazing, suspiciousness etc.
It’s main use is replacing profanity. For when you’re around the little ones. Or even I’m public
Eg.
1. “What the fuck” will change to “What the Sheesh kebab”
2. “Fuck” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
3. “Shit” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
4. “Dick” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
5. “You bastard” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
6. “You asshole” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
Etc.
As an exclamation it can be used to express anger or victory.
It can also be used in an everyday sentence, to express any type of emotion. Such as confusion, excitement, just feeling good or amazing, suspiciousness etc.
Eg1.
Boy eating his poo*
Parents walk in*
Parents: WHAT THE SHEESH KEBAB ARE YOU DOING???
Eg2.
Gets a 3 pointer*
Basketball player: SHEESH KEBAB!!!!!
Dabs*
Eg3.
Bill: How are ya mate?
Frank: SHEESH KEBAB!
Boy eating his poo*
Parents walk in*
Parents: WHAT THE SHEESH KEBAB ARE YOU DOING???
Eg2.
Gets a 3 pointer*
Basketball player: SHEESH KEBAB!!!!!
Dabs*
Eg3.
Bill: How are ya mate?
Frank: SHEESH KEBAB!
by Smarterthananass January 06, 2019
Guy A: You got with that girl last night?
Guy B: yeah she looks alright from the waist up, but she's got big old kebab legs!
Guy B: yeah she looks alright from the waist up, but she's got big old kebab legs!
by Shouldbeworking22 April 04, 2014
A dirty kebab is a donner kebab meal you get from a takeaway and eat as you have a long walk home from the sesh
by Kiercn November 17, 2019
Did you ever had a sudden craving for a kebab, usually late at night after having a couple of pints with the lads? Or after a hard day at work?
Dreaming about magic sauce with a hint of chili gently drizzled over thin evenly cut layers of meat wrapped in a warm blanket of crispy bread give you the shivers? Then look no further, for you it's "kebab o'clock" and it's high time to run to your local Turkish or Indian supplier!
Dreaming about magic sauce with a hint of chili gently drizzled over thin evenly cut layers of meat wrapped in a warm blanket of crispy bread give you the shivers? Then look no further, for you it's "kebab o'clock" and it's high time to run to your local Turkish or Indian supplier!
by nicmart June 19, 2011
A seriously bizarre Swedish sex act. It involves two men in Batman and Robin costumes spit roasting or kebabbing a very eager participant of dubious original sex to fulfill his/her fantasies. While he/she is being slowpoked from either end they are doused in Ace of Spades and fed kebab. At the very end they are given a reacharound from Batman while watching Robin pick up roadside garbage with a reflective vest on.
by The real kabob king November 03, 2013
the fact of eating a kebab (i.e. Turkish dish) you've been craving for after a night of heavy drinking and it turns out it's not good at all and ruins your mood.
Mike: we went out last night and had lots of drinks.
Steve : it must have been fun!
Mike: the drinking was ok, but then we had to drink and had a downer kebab. It made me sick the next day.
Steve : it must have been fun!
Mike: the drinking was ok, but then we had to drink and had a downer kebab. It made me sick the next day.
by El_Gringo_from_Van March 28, 2013