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deepak kalal

Deepak kalal is one of the most intelligent and handsome guy on earth,crush of anshi and of many other girls

He works in LAWDA government company , package of 50k per day
He loves "khatti lassi ki pichkari" and Punjabi guys

Deepak is Carryminati's favourite YouTuber
All over he is that boy for which every girl is craving

Be the "anshi" of deepak kalal
Hovering: with whom do u like to go on date ?
Rennell: of course it's "Deepak kalal"
by Kachra seth January 16, 2021
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Kalamazoo Contact

The act of ejaculating into a girls eye and then using a blow dryer to dry it on the cornea, making it hard like a contact lens.
Andrew: Hey Bryan, I noticed that your skank was walking around and knocking things over like she's blind.

Bryan: Yeah, I gave her a huge Kalamazoo Contact last night.
by DJ Dago December 16, 2010
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Kalaai

A Tamil word popularized by the likes of comedian Santhanam et al, it means teasing someone particularly when in a group, with the obvious aim of making a plain mockery of the person's behaviour or actions.
Person1: Sir, what is route for Anna Square?
Person2: Plus or minus Anna

Here Person2 is assumed to have kalaaichified Person1.
by Tamizhkirukan February 25, 2012
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Kalahari Style

The act of exposing, and thereafter swinging the scrotum very vigorously from front to back. This is done especially after one has asserted a dominant position over another, or claimed victory.

It can also be used to embellish, or overemphasize, a statement.
Kevin "Ryan really laid the smack down on Big Rob at work yesterday after he refused to pick up his cardboard."

John "Most definitely, the best part was when he went full Kalahari Style over him. He really showed him who's the boss!"
by Hawaiian Big Dawg January 13, 2020
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Kalah

Cute girl with nice hair. Loves American Eagle and Hollister and doesn't wear dirty clothes. A sweet christian girl who really, really, really loves Jesus. She likes Akiva Shaffer, George Harrison, and other unique celebrity men. She loves the shows Scrubs and Freaks and Geeks. She makes birthday cakes for her celebrity crushes. She doesn't crush on men who aren't semi famous. She makes you laugh all the time and is always a friend to those in need. She always works hard and has many odd jobs. She does good in school and can sing like an angel. People love her no matter what and she loves them too.
Kalah is the epitome of wonderful.
by Alexandriakinda July 13, 2010
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Kala Land

The place where indian people believe black people are from
i was born in a far away land by the name of Kala. (Kala Land)
by Kala Man :) January 21, 2010
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kalai

A gangly unicorn that only likes to run, sleep, and play the cello. He is a pucca that can only be seen by SPECIAL people.
Zoe can see the Kalai.
by botcha_ducky! September 15, 2011
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