KEEL

a shortened version of kill yourself
just the word kill but mispronounced

Backstory: originally ment to be go kill yourself but then it was go kill the go keel now it is just KEEL.

Go keel

by Banana_man_1 October 23, 2022

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Do The Liam Keel

Very VIGOROUS, FAST, and ANGRY sex with a boy on boy or boy on girl but the catch is you're not in love with them because it's transactional sex made famous by Liam Keel's rough sex fantasies and it's practically you both fighting while jumping and thrusting to make the other cum first.

I'm stoked to Do The Liam Keel with my best friend's sister's best friend. Loser who cums first buys the meal after... I've been training with edging for longer...

by Liams Bank July 2, 2025

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Keel

Keel is a term used mostly in Blowing Rock of North Carolina, it's a slang for a cart with feet.

"Hey man I just saw a keel!"

"What the fuck! keel's are real?"

by ToeSnatcher47 January 2, 2022

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Bentley keeling

Bentley keeping is a small child that didnt know how to take a joke and cries about everything. He rages a everything and screenshots all bad things like: hi, bye, im leaving now and leave me alone

Bentley keeling started crying yesterday because I said bye.

by Toy plate September 28, 2019

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Keeling

The process of ejaculating into your foreskin keeping it in place as you repeat the process you will eventually ejaculate again, expanding your foreskin exponentially

Dave: Bro it’s like a balloon how fid you manage to do that
Simon: Keeling brah, it’s the new jelq

by Keicircoober February 12, 2024

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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020

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