Drug loving, illiterate trashers who listen and are devoted to a lame ass wannabe rap group known as Insane Clown Posse (ICP for short), these people are extremely annoying at concerts and are usually to inept to even know whats going on in the world around them.
Signs that you're around a Juggalo:
1: the air stinks like a wet dog
2: smoke is usually rising from an unknown location
3: annoying wiggerness can be detected
4: stupid wannabe inner city language is usually used (dat, yo, homies, etc.)
5: Usually wearing worn down ICP clothing, with pants down to their knees.
Signs that you're around a Juggalo:
1: the air stinks like a wet dog
2: smoke is usually rising from an unknown location
3: annoying wiggerness can be detected
4: stupid wannabe inner city language is usually used (dat, yo, homies, etc.)
5: Usually wearing worn down ICP clothing, with pants down to their knees.
Man 1: whats that awful smell?
Man 2: I think it's one of those annoying juggalos
Juggalo: yo why you gotta be hatin on my homies lyke dat? (drunken slurred pronunciation used here)
Man 2: I think it's one of those annoying juggalos
Juggalo: yo why you gotta be hatin on my homies lyke dat? (drunken slurred pronunciation used here)
by SXEinSLC October 6, 2008
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Juggalo/Juggalette - A follower of the semi-famous label psychopathic records, can be found anywhere a job is involved. While calling themselves rebels it can be described as more of a fad, as everyone who claims this title, wears the same attire, drinks faygo, and speaks in a manner fitting that of a 12 year old boy with down syndrome.
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I general confrontation will follow in this manner.
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Person - "Hi"
Juggalo - "ICP is da sit myz ninja MCL muthafacko"
Person - "Ummmm, yeah"
Juggalo - "Eyes is gunna kill joo bytch, i wave maz hatchets"
Person - "Am i sitting at the remedial learning table?"
Juggalo - "Mayn, Joo is so luckiez that my posse is holding me back ninja joo wudve deyed... next tyme juggaho"
Juggalo's "Posse" - "Hey honey hurry up, were gonna miss the season premier of american idol"
*Juggalo runs to mom crying that he got picked on*
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The juggalo attire can be described as follows.
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-Black shoes of any sort. Mostly combat boots even if they are wearing shorts.
-Pants that have needless straps, chains, or some other loose material hanging off of them / Or really long shorts of the same manner. Primarily bought at your local hot topic or other "rebellious" clothing store.
-Any T-shirt / Jersey / Wife Beater big enough to cover the massive gut they get from lack of physical activity, just as long as it sports the oh so coveted "hatchetman"
-Random spike jewelry or other retarded lookin shit hanging off their body.
-A Dandruff covered beanie derived from lack of showers and piss poor hygeine.
-A psychopathic chain bought from the local fake jewelry kiosk for 12 bucks.
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Rituals
-Not bathing for several weeks,
-Talking about faygo when its actually kinda pricey to import so much for being poor eh.
-Masterbating with their own tears as lubricant after realizing that they have yet to have any contact with the opposite sex whatsoever.
-Hanging out at school making fun of emo kids without realizing they are one step below emo kids.
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I general confrontation will follow in this manner.
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Person - "Hi"
Juggalo - "ICP is da sit myz ninja MCL muthafacko"
Person - "Ummmm, yeah"
Juggalo - "Eyes is gunna kill joo bytch, i wave maz hatchets"
Person - "Am i sitting at the remedial learning table?"
Juggalo - "Mayn, Joo is so luckiez that my posse is holding me back ninja joo wudve deyed... next tyme juggaho"
Juggalo's "Posse" - "Hey honey hurry up, were gonna miss the season premier of american idol"
*Juggalo runs to mom crying that he got picked on*
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The juggalo attire can be described as follows.
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-Black shoes of any sort. Mostly combat boots even if they are wearing shorts.
-Pants that have needless straps, chains, or some other loose material hanging off of them / Or really long shorts of the same manner. Primarily bought at your local hot topic or other "rebellious" clothing store.
-Any T-shirt / Jersey / Wife Beater big enough to cover the massive gut they get from lack of physical activity, just as long as it sports the oh so coveted "hatchetman"
-Random spike jewelry or other retarded lookin shit hanging off their body.
-A Dandruff covered beanie derived from lack of showers and piss poor hygeine.
-A psychopathic chain bought from the local fake jewelry kiosk for 12 bucks.
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Rituals
-Not bathing for several weeks,
-Talking about faygo when its actually kinda pricey to import so much for being poor eh.
-Masterbating with their own tears as lubricant after realizing that they have yet to have any contact with the opposite sex whatsoever.
-Hanging out at school making fun of emo kids without realizing they are one step below emo kids.
Clique Evolution-
Everyone Else
Gamer Geeks
Computer Nerds
Retards
Emo Kids
Excessivly Gay Individuals
juggalo/juggalette
Everyone Else
Gamer Geeks
Computer Nerds
Retards
Emo Kids
Excessivly Gay Individuals
juggalo/juggalette
by #1 "Hater" October 1, 2007
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Guy 2 :"Mainly Icp, i'm a pretty big juggalo"
Guy 1 :*Shoots himself in face*
Guy 2 :"Mainly Icp, i'm a pretty big juggalo"
Guy 1 :*Shoots himself in face*
by Helluhsickryan December 28, 2009
Get the Juggalo mug.A gay ass kid who feels the constant need for attention, and listens to crappy music like ICP.
They pitty themselves more than anyone should, and constantly whine about how much life's screwed them over. Fuck them! Life screws everyone over. The rest of us just tough it up and don't act like fuckin babies about it.
Plus most try to act all ghetto... when they don't even know what the fuckin ghetto is really like.
They pitty themselves more than anyone should, and constantly whine about how much life's screwed them over. Fuck them! Life screws everyone over. The rest of us just tough it up and don't act like fuckin babies about it.
Plus most try to act all ghetto... when they don't even know what the fuckin ghetto is really like.
GayAssJuggalo: YO MI HOMIE WURD UP! IM DOOOOWN WIT DA CLOWN ND DAT MAKES ME KEWLLLL!!1!!!!! BUT DIG THIS, MAMMA DUNT LUV ME AND PAPA SUCKS BALLS!!!! BUT I'M DOWN WIT DA CLOWN AND EVERYTHING IZ GUD CUZ ALL MY GAY ASS JUGGALO BROTHERZ WILL FUCK ME IN DA BUTT!!!!! CUZ WEEEEER DOWN WIT DA CLOWN!!!1
by Ibanez April 11, 2005
Get the Juggalo/Juggalette mug.An extremely confused individual that doesnt realize that no one cares about their bullshit threats of physical violence while they dress up as clowns and get mad when people laugh at them for their idiocy. Also very confused on everyday cutlery claiming that a meatcleaver is a hatchet in a brilliant display of denial and retardation. They listen to the Insane Clown Pussies or ICP (which also stands for Illegal Child Pornography) which is a pathetic excuse for a rap group. ICP regularly sucks eminems penis and licks his asshole. Juggalos in general dont seem to have the reasoning skills needed to comprehend the fact that when they dress up like clowns and threaten to chop everyone up with a meat cleaver it makes them look utterly ridiculous in the face of those members of society that process rational thought. The Juggalo can commonly be heard admitting mental retardation by claiming they are, "downsyndrome with the clown", they percieve this as a threat while the rest of society percieves this as a joke. More proper terms for a Juggalo are Juggabitch, Juggafag, and Mentally Retarded.
Juggalo: "Dont fuck with me cuz im down with the clown and ill fuck you up"
Rational Person: "Youre a complete idiot go jump in front of traffic and do darwin a favor please."
Rational Person: "Youre a complete idiot go jump in front of traffic and do darwin a favor please."
by The Muffin Man 69 ver 3.0 October 29, 2009
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Sane person A: Hey!! look at the juggalo.
Sane person B: Haha, look at how much of a loser he is
Juggalo: Da six joker cards foo.
Sane person A: *smack*
Sane person B: *smack*
Juggalo: ima stick a shotgun up your ass!!!
Sane person A and B: hahahahahahahahaha
Sane person B: Haha, look at how much of a loser he is
Juggalo: Da six joker cards foo.
Sane person A: *smack*
Sane person B: *smack*
Juggalo: ima stick a shotgun up your ass!!!
Sane person A and B: hahahahahahahahaha
by Alex E January 20, 2005
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