mr. judd

the most swaggy history teacher in CALC

Did you see Mr. Judd today? His Hawaiian shirt is pretty Pimpin'.

by mochelli May 17, 2016

Judas shuffle

(Catholicism) The act of leaving Mass early, typically between receiving communion and the concluding rite, without a justifiable reason for doing so. The Judas shuffle is named after Judas Iscariot, who left the Last Supper (the first Mass/Divine Liturgy) early in order to summon the guards to arrest Jesus.

My brother did the Judas shuffle because he wanted to watch the football game.

by sambarnes February 28, 2008

Judith

She is a sweet and intelligent girl and she a one in a million and I hope if u find a judith you will be so happy as much as me because she make your day seem wonderful and i cant stand being without her AND U WILL FEEL THE SAME LOVE AS I GOT FOR HER

JUDITH is the most amazing girl a guy can date

by Her Dummie🔐💖 July 16, 2018

judo throw

the act of throwing someone over your hips in dramatic and flashy fashion onto their face or head. judging by joe rogan's expert MMA commentary, actual proper names of the techniques are irrelevant, so long as the opponent's legs fly through the air like an unintentional cartwheel.

"holy shit dude, did you see that judo throw? i think that nigga's dead."

"he had an awesome judo throw defense technique; he broke his fall with his face, then laid there unconscious."

by flipyoutoo January 2, 2009

Hey Jude

One of the greatest rock 'n' roll songs ever recorded. Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney. McCartney was the primary writer of the song. The song is more than 7 minutes long and features a 30-piece orchestra. It was one of the Beatles' 20 No. 1 hits on the Billboard charts.
The song was written for John Lennon's son, Julian Lennon. The original title of the song was "Hey Jules" but was changed to make it flow better.

"Hey Jude, don't make it bad/ Take a sad song and make it better."

by Beastman95112 November 13, 2005

Puerto Rican Judo

A form of Judo, typical of the Puerto Rican communities in the five boroughs of New York City as well as large parts of South Florida. This "street" form of martial arts involves totting a knife or gun in the fight without the knowledge of your opponent. Please see example below...

Hector: Imma beat yo ass kung-fu style!!
Ricardo: Chutup you! I do dat Puerto Rican Judo!
Hector: What the fuck is dat sheit?!?
Ricardo: Judo-know if I gada knife, judo-know if I gada gun!

by "Grille Master B" February 9, 2010

Judi-Denching

To lift one’s leg in the air, like a cat, and reveal one’s butthole. Often done spontaneously and to surprise others. Requires flexibility to lift one’s leg nearly vertically. See film Cats (2019) for reference.

Girl to friend: Can you believe Britney?! She just Judi-Denched herself and then kissed her boyfriend. Iconic.

Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?

Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.

by Prudence19 December 30, 2020