jubes

a small candy that comes in 3 for $5.00 bags at KayBeeToys and is good only for those in need of fiber or a word to use when faking sick to get out of work

1. I got constapated so i had to eat lots of jubes and within the hour i was punishing my toilet once again

2. "Hey Mr.Rosenburg, ya i got Jubes from this girl so i cant come into work"

by hankysmankynanky August 22, 2004

jubebang

denying that you are drunk even though you're already wasted.

lordjh11: more beer!!! zzZzz...
tee_version1: jubebang?
tchkusou: *nods*

by rorenzo January 31, 2009

Jubelet

a person who is extremely ugly and lame but hangs with the cool people to feel relevant

Boy, you aint nothing but a jubelet!

by sdpveryfunny January 5, 2017

Juben

A super kind boy! Is always down to drink but usually ends up DD. He’s witty and has an unknowingly sharp tongue. Seems quiet at first but is a true motor mouth in the end. You’ll never be bored of a Juben because he’s just that much fun!

Bro 1: Hey dude, I heard you pulled a Juben last night!

Bro 2: Yeah, brotein shake, drove everyone home!

by OofBigYikes December 8, 2018

jUber

What your Jewish friend becomes when they pick you up — in a post 2015 model vehicle — promptly following an impromptu call or text

@7:45 Gretchen types ->Morty let's go to the dispensary! They just got a new strain called — Pandemic Guerrilla Panic — but Mary-Jany Fonda Gretchen's Honda Fit is in the shop atm so you can pick me up at my apartment, ya?

@7:48 Mordecai types ->Your trip is confirmed and your jUber driver Morty is en route to 730 Highland Avenue.

@7:53 Gretchen types -> Yay! You're a mench

@7:56 Mordecai types -> Morty will be arriving soon

@ 7:58 Mordecai types-> your jUber has arrived

by Mr. Mets April 11, 2021

jubees

Another name for testicles. Generally of a large and hairy nature.

Shyt dawg that bitch was chewin on my jubees.

by jodie shaw August 30, 2007

Jubes

Liquid LSD on small sugar candies

John: "These jubes had me tripping for days mothafucka!"
Fred: "Yea they had a couple drops on them."

by skunkfly January 13, 2008