When you want to offer your condolences to someone who has recently experienced a passing of a loved one, but you have no clue who the deceased is.
by Thisistotallyme July 14, 2025
Get the Johndolences mug.(Not to be confused with Johnder and or the company John Deere) Rooting from the Japanese(?) root dere, meaning lovestruck, combined with the prefix John, a common name associated with middle aged men. A Johndere can be any gender, but typically describes someone who acts like a stereotypical middle aged man. (Into fishing, barbecue, football, facebook, stuff like that.)
Person 1: "I think this girl likes me but it's hard to tell, today she told me to friend her on facebook and asked if I wanted to go shopping for a new grill and maybe catch some trout later. I can't tell if she likes me or is just really weird."
Person 2: "Nah fam she totally does she's just a Johndere."
Person 2: "Nah fam she totally does she's just a Johndere."
by 3Magn3sium3 November 6, 2025
Get the Johndere mug.To hang around with a small group of friends and be complete dumbasses and enjoy every minute of it.
Do you wanna go Johndle in a little bit.
by lilfitzy(8) April 2, 2026
Get the Johndle mug.The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.
"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022
Get the The John Doe mug.A Jerk circle, where all participating members are using Johndoms, specifically ones with a heating and/or cooling feeling featured.
by walkmf July 1, 2025
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