blow jog

a sexual act where one person performs fellatio upon another person while they are jogging on a treadmill. An alternative involves a closed course, and necessitates that the member performing said act must be wearing roller skates.

Women's/Man's name gave me an amazing blow jog last night at a Bally Total Fitness.

by painted bird July 12, 2011

hog n jog

To eat as much as you can at a restaurant and leave without paying.

Let's go to Stake n Shake for a hog n jog.

Girlfriend: "How are we going to pay for this meal?"
Boyfriend: "We're gonna Hog n jog babe!"

by The one and only Pino December 9, 2008

vulva jog

sexually stimulating a girl but not caring to stick around and see her finish.

I wanted to go to the gym, so I just vulva jogged her.

by cocoapastry June 8, 2013

so jog

when something is jog

This pizza is SO jog

by sojog May 21, 2022

Log and Jog

When you take a huge dump in someone's toilet and leave without flushing.

Dude, I totally pulled a Log and Jog at Mom's house last night. She'll flip when she finds it!

by BeaversCleavage March 20, 2010

Cog Jog

This cross between hand job and blowjob is little known but popular within some circles, most famous is the people of Guatemala.

The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.

by UberBad May 13, 2005

Crack Jog

The manner in which crack addicts prance excitedly back to their respective locations from their dealers automobiles.

The crack monster, formally known as Christina, had one hell of a crack jog back to her apartment after taking a much anticipated trip around the block in Jamal's 76' Deville.

by Christina September 1, 2008