Joey

He's a bitch.
"Do you know that guy Joey?"
"Yeah he's a bitch"
by USAtexasStrong June 23, 2017
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Joey

An amazing boy that makes you cry and steals your heart. He's not yours and he's older than you by 2 years. She's pretty and it hurts but hey make a great couple. You may love him forever.
Me: I have another problem.
BFF: it's not about Joey again is it?
Me: well yeah his gf is amazing
BFF: another night of crying for u?
by ILoveHimIthurts <3 November 3, 2013
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Joey

A wonderful man! Never leave him he’s awesome! And sexy as fuck.
Girl 1: he’s so hot I think it’s a Joey
by Laceyiscrazy123 August 25, 2018
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Joey

A slang term for a person with Down’s syndrome or other severe learning difficulties, suitable for use in circumstances where the terms ‘spastic’ and ‘retard’ are difficult to use
Dave you Joey, don’t lick your fingers and put them in the electrical socket.

Half a pound of nuts and bolts, half a pound of a plastic. Put them in a washing machine, out comes a Joey.
by 2can Chu May 30, 2019
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Joey

A guy name, typically has a big cock and a muscular body
I'm so sick of nerdy tiny cocked Pauls in bed, I really need a nice Joey to take me to pound town
by 1+3=5 June 17, 2012
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Joey

Man slag. Lives in rhos, dates the entire school after sexual intercource. Will come back for seconds. Breaks up with frigid girls, such as duckface. Literally just gets with girls for a shag. Dark blonde hair and a stupid face. Be warned don’t date this prick.
Who’s that guy? Oh don’t bother with him he’s such a joey
by Lucy and August 4, 2019
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Joey

God, that dude I slept with last night was such a Joey.
by Flowerlily October 14, 2017
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