Jokey Joke

A tauntful way to say “Joke”

It’s just a little jokey joke.

by jnajai June 4, 2018

Locker Jockey

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items

Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!

by Apollo83 July 5, 2019

trunk jockey

A male midget that is forced, tied if necassary, to sit in your trunk and spin some vinyls while you drive. If your midget refuses to be your trunk jockey, you simply tell him that he IS your trunk jockey and proceed to throw him against a wall. A trunk jockey can only be used in one's hooptie. Be careful, they bite.

Yo, B hop up in my trunk. Make da hooptie bump. To attract your trunk jockey, sing the following song; "Trunk jockey, trunk jockey, spin me a rhyme, make da hooptie bump, and have a nice time, can't you see, trunk jockey, you were meant to sit in my trunk." Always sing this attractive tune to the melody of Fiddler on the Roof's song, "Matchmaker."
- IF this doesn't work, you might get lucky and find a midget that will accept leprachaun gold.

If trained properly, your midget can also be trained into doing the chicken wing with you!

by K-Wreck, OLI LOC, HARRI M April 23, 2007

Jockey Choccy

The residual stain in your underwear after either 'skidding' or 'shitting' yourself.

After being out on the booze, James was unable to hold on and prevent the inevitable Jockey Choccy that followed.

by smithpie October 18, 2014

Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO

Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021

tape-jockey

n. A computer operator in a data center. Connotates an IT person with a brainless, repetitive or tedious job, such as a backup operator.

Make sure the tape jockey's know that this new database needs to be backed up daily.

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

Basement Jockey

Someone who spends most of their time in their relatives' basements for their own personal hobby. Linux coders.

"Dan spent all night downstairs coding up the new kernel patch, he's a real basement jockey"

by Billy_Brasky1 December 31, 2008