ball jobs

When a mans balls are sucked instead of his shaft, over and over. Often results in a severe case of blue balls.

That bitch has only given me ball jobs and left me hanging!

by the big sack June 16, 2009

Jobs Done!

Funny phrase used in warcraft after a building is completed by the human worker

Jobs Done!

by Cleany May 14, 2004

Jobe

Alternative name for a taxi or cab often used by teens

Need to a get a jobe home me lad

by NATHANF88 May 25, 2019

st joes prep

what people call St. Joe's Prep when they are retarded and go to malvern and don't know how to use apostrophes correctly.

Malvern kid:

hey rememeber that time i was a retard and put a definition in urban dictionary for st joes prep instead of putting it wit the rest of the definitions of st joe's prep because i go to malvern and like boys?

other kid: yeah i remember that time. its okay someones gotta be a dumbass asshole and go to malvern.

by yeahyeahboi December 17, 2010

Jobsolence

A phenomenon caused by the unexpected shutting down of a company/industry in one economy resulting in a disappearance of jobs en masse in another economy; thus, making an entire group of people obsolete overnight... creating a reverse Slumdog Millionaire.

When a leading insurance company filed for bankruptcy in the US, it also created jobsolence for several hundred outsourced call-center workers in India.

by Mohit Hira March 2, 2009

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

When you're texting a perfect babe and then the iPhone's auto-correct kills the mood.

Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.

Babe: ...?

Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.

by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013

Steve Jobs

A sexual move, similar to a handjob, on your wallet which leaves you both unsatisfied and broke.

Man, everyone in line at the Apple store for that new iPhone that added 10 pixels for $600 got Steve Jobs.

by SenselessNoise September 7, 2010