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Horgan, King of the Jews

a drug obsessed lunatic whose sole concern in life is to acquire drugs and alcohol to feed his addiction. He cares about no one but himself, and makes it known through his conniving, jewish, douchey actions. When caught in the act (as he normally is) he attempts to be slick but ends up making himself look more scummy and retarded than he already is. basically, he is a pathetic waste of life
Person 1: Dude what the fuck man my ounce is gone, and my wallet

Person 2 : What the fuck, who could have taken it?

Person 1: that British kid, I think they call him Horgan, King of the Jews
by applesaucejohnjohn November 21, 2010
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syrian jews

The Syrian Jew community is an extremely secluded and wealthy sect of the Jewish community. Active in fundraising for their own cummunity. Recently have come in media spotlight due to massive property management scandal in Monmouth and Ocean count New Jersey. Rumors of tax evasion have surfaced surrounding their exclusive import/export network. Typically at odds with local and neighboring communities.
The kind of people who could ruin a peaceful beach day by setting up their stuff directly on top of you. Will commondere beach chairs with out asking. Syrian Jews.
by Christophr March 2, 2007
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why Hitler killed the jews

Because they are their oreos without milk.
eww you eat Oreos without Milk, you know that's why Hitler killed the Jews right?
by Lalalstan November 15, 2016
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cool jews

Interchangeable for the phrase "cool beans". Only cool people use "cool jews" instead of "cool beans".
Person 1: Hey, you made varsity!
Person 2: Whoa, dude, cool Jews!
by barmitzfahman August 29, 2010
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Rastafarian Jews

A group of Rastsfarian Jews, its pretty self explanitory.

The Rastafarian Jews oath.

I pledge allegiance to the Rastafarian Jew

I will respect the rules of this amazing crew

I will not divulge any of its secrets

Nor will I act like Ryan Seacrest

I will respect the strict food policy at R.J. Parties

I will not, during any meeting, release any farties

My speach shall be slurred and clean at all times,

I will support our country and like the sound of wind chimes

I will promote peach wherever possible

I will not do drugs, even when plausible,

With this oath i do solemnly swear

That red, yellow, and green i will always wear

We're accepting members, but one of their names must start with a "j", "e", "w", or "s", and they will be refered to by that name for the rest of their membership, and it can't be a nickname, must be first middle or last
You know that Red, Green, and Yellow color combo? You imediately think Bob Marley. And you know what a Jew is. And that would be the Rastafarian Jews.
by Rastafarian E. August 8, 2011
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the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear

A memorable line said by Peter Gibbons in Office Space. Used as a sarcastic rejoinder to overblown Nazi comparisons, especially comparisons to yellow stars.
"Vaccine passports are literally yellow stars"
"You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear"
by Queen Buttrix March 30, 2021
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