Selective Jewdaism

choosing what parts of the Jewish faith fits you and practicing what you like best

He practices Selective Jewdaism, he's a shomer shabbos - doesnt drive on the shabbos but talks on the phone, doesn't use the computer but watches TV, doesn't mix meat and dairy but won't wait 3 hours for desert.

by Rabi BigK November 18, 2009

Jewdanery

undue problems and complications, unnecessary bullshit.

I am tired of all this god dam jewdanery every simple task I try turns in to one big headache.

by Murdawg September 15, 2009

Jewdatude

the poor attitude exhibited by certain Jews at certain times of stress

Chaim was so upset about a .01 cent increase in matza that he showed his true jewdatude.

by frankthetankpunchycreepo March 23, 2010

Jewdered

The male cat of a jew being newdered

Jody's cat just got jewdered yesterday.

by SexierThanSex December 14, 2010

Jewdi

A Jewish Jedi. Skilled in lightsaber combat, the force, and Judaism.

The Rabbi pulled out his lightsaber in preparation for a duel, confirming his status as a Jewdi.

by TheFiend138 September 18, 2018

Jew'd out

A person who'd for example be a cheapskate, could be:

1. Claims he cannot contribute to his friends (drinking at a bar, everyone contributing to buy something expensive, etc.)

2. Tries to cheapskate his way into everything (not always) expensive.

John: "Abraham is such a shit friend he jew'd out like a pussy"

Mike: "Let me guess 'Forgot' to contribute again?

by IngrianSeparatist November 28, 2022

Jew d'etat

an overthrow by a small group of frugal comedians

The stand-up comedy club now has a 3-drink minimum after the recent Jew d'etat of its previous owners.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023