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jester fetish

The untamable need to fuck a jester silly; desiring a jester in the way a hunter may desire it's prey in a sexual context. (This does not require a predator/prey kink.)
Person 1: yeah, I'm really into jesters.

Person 2: what do you mean?

Person 1: Like, I would totally raw Cierco from Skyrim, that jester shit gets me going.

Person 2: ...so, like, a jester fetish?
Person 1: honestly yeah
by zdux January 12, 2022
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cock jester

A person with a laughably small penis.
Kenneth thinks he's hot shit. What he doesn't know is all the girls who've seen him laugh because of his tiny penis. What a fucking cock jester!
by COCK JESTER December 10, 2017
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jizz jester

1. a woman who prefers to play with jizz after it is applied to her, regardless of where the jizz was placed

2.A woman who despite her jizz tomfoolery, feels no shame for her actions...she just wants jizz...in her mouth and everywhere...
After I nutted last night I got a nice show from Cindy, she is quite the jizz jester.
by King Ov Da Sea October 29, 2009
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Jester Pirates

New member: "Hi guys how's it going?"
Jester Pirates member: "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LOSER, IM TRYING TO PLAY DEEPWOKEN"
*Bans new member*
by doorbey April 26, 2022
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Youtuber jester

A youtuber who acts like 3am is scary and terrifies children and goes to McDonald's for videos but really only because he is hungry probably and a greedy person. He even pretends to make voodoo dolls and watch movies and acts like they are real, we should be able to tell that he just gets a friend to dress up.
Friend:The youtuber jester is so fake
Me:I know right
by ThisLesGirl May 6, 2021
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Schrodinger's Jester

When someone is both serious and joking, with the deciding factor being how people react. Often times they are serious, but if people react in a way that they did expect or foresee, a Schrodinger's Jester will claim it is a joke.
Person A: "I am a pacifist until I get angry"
Person B: "That isn't how being a pacifist works"
Person A: "Yes it is!"
Person C: "It actually isn't"
Person A: "It was a joke"

In this scenario, Person A was a Schrodinger's Jester
by Mad Cheshire September 8, 2023
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