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Jessica

Jessica might seem a little weird to her friends, and they might make fun of her. But, little do they know, she will blossom into a beautiful person. Boys will fall head over heels for her when she's in her early adulthood, but when she was a kid she fit in with everyone else. So, sorry you fucking haters.
Friend #1: Eww, Jessica, don't do that. You look gross.
Jessica(thinking) : Well, I don't really give a fuck, you asshole.
Jessica: Okay.
20 YEARS FROM HER TWEEN YEARS:
Friend #1: When do you want those papers, boss?
Jessica: Tomorrow.
by TruthTeller567 August 31, 2016
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jessica

she’s always right
“ How is Jessica always right? ”
by the genius 101 October 17, 2020
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jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.
*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..
by Weapons of no mass destruction September 9, 2006
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Jessica Jung

- Sleepy head of Girls' Generation. Hates cucumbers. Ice Princess to be defined exactly. Arrogant and high pitched lady. Violent. Believed to be another Shikshin of SNSD. And btw, she's a member of Girls' Generation.

- Paired Up with Taeyeon as they made the Byun Vocalists.

- Yuri's Wife.

- She and Tiffany are the derp couple.

- Sunny and she are the dumb couple.

- Have a large number of fanboys.
by idontcarewhattheysay July 10, 2011
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Jessica Chastain

Seriously! Has no one defined the beauty of this immortal goddess yet?! Well I guess I will! Jessica Chastain is among the most gorgeous beings to walk this earth. Not only is she a talented actress but she is also among the world's most proactive humanitarians. Everyone should strive to be more like Jessica Chastain!
One day God looked down on the Earth and saw that it needed more beauty so he created Jessica Chastain and saw that she was perfect in every way.

Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by?
Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world!
Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!
by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx October 3, 2019
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Jessica

A common name for 80's babies. Also, an extremely sexy and intelligent female, a goddess if you will.
Wow, her looks, her curves, her smile, her eyes , and personality is bangin'. She must be a Jessica!!!!
by Blu_eyez84 December 19, 2016
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Jessica

The girl Jessica is the hottest person you will ever see she will walk around with her gang/squad and she will make you fall for her and she will never care what other people think and guys will fall for her and if she likes you,you have to like her back because you never know when she falls in love with someone else
Yo Jessica is so hot
by Ask April 24, 2016
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