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SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."
Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.
by herpmyderp69 February 23, 2011
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Jeez

A bigh sigh when someone is sad but wanna seem like if it's happy
Person 1: (today I'm sad but I don't wanna ma friends to notice ) Jeez, hey guys!
by The Dwarf fish March 30, 2022
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Jeez-it

Jeez-it, Round wafer handed out by Christian organizations.

The body of Christ.
The boys lined up for their jeez-it , I recall a mother had a Jeez-it roll down between her breasts

Round wafer prepared and handed out by Christian churches.
The boy was on his knees to receive his jeez-it.

Jeez-it communion wafer.
by DouglasP March 11, 2023
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Oh jeez oh johnny!

Oh jeez oh johnny is said when your in a bad situation (being chased or getting shot at. ex).

Best way of saying it: H JEEEEEEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNNY OH JEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm being chased! Oh jeez oh johnny!
by Lt Ender June 24, 2017
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Jeez Louweeze

Meaning : "wtf you have got to be flipping kidding me?" OR "you've got to be fucking shitting me" el oh el
I can't believe that asshole took off with my phone charger...jeez louweeze
by Shtup September 19, 2017
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Another One! JEEZ!

What my awesome teacher Mr. Wilson said in his commercial.
by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018
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Jeez, It's a lion

Famous last words of Jubal Arkansaw Dummann. Also where the name of the famous snack "Jeez-Its" come from.

Dummann also coined "Are you nuts?" Which then led to Planters.
F in the chat for Jubal Arkansaw Dummann bro.

"The Jeez, It's a lion" man had the IQ score of a rock but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
The volcano just erupted but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm going to get sued by Kellogg but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm about to be beheaded via guillotine but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
My house was just raided by the FBI but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I have been sent back in time to the stone age and cavemen are beating me up with clubs but hey at least they aren't taking away my Jeez-Its
My house literally fell apart but at least I still have my Jeez-Its
I have ran out of Jeez-Its.
Now I have no meaning.

Jeez-Its: The Snack That Pays.
by IntergalactalEnergy July 20, 2023
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