Greasy Joystick

When you shove chicken fingers up your ass

Connor: Shut the fuck up or I’ll give you a greasy joystick

Ryan: I’m sorry man chill

by anonymous June 8, 2021

jolly joystick

something that farah wants but can’t obtain.

give me the jolly joystick now (moan sounds in background)

by milkmantheog July 15, 2021

Alaskan joystick

The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red

Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell

by GlizzyLord98 November 24, 2021

Nature's Joystick

The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.

by Spud Money August 28, 2013

abusing the joystick

To masturbate for long time.

I never thought I'd come afterhours of abusing the joystick.

by Kelso Horror January 5, 2017

The Devils Joystick

Another name for a dick.

“He played the devils joystick while he stared at pornhub on his laptop.”

“Take a ride on the devils joystick”

by Devils joystick May 8, 2018

jiggle the joystick

masturbation

bro what were you doing last night u weren't on the game?
sorry man i just had to jiggle the joystick

by oscar the fat kid December 15, 2023