Jansel

Really good at making friends and loves to try new sports and he will always be there for a friend and he'll never give up till he gets where he wants to go. One day he's going to be the future boxing champ.

Jansel don't be giving up on his friends or his dream

by Duck dude November 22, 2021

Jennifer Jareau

She’s just Jennifer Jareau. That’s it. That’s the definition.

Person 1: Have you watched Criminal Minds before?

Person 2: Yeah Derek Morgan is like so hot!

Person 3: No way! Emily Prentiss is the hottest-

Person 4 (superior person duh.): YOU GUYS! JJ IS THE HOTTEST IT’S NOT EVEN A QUESTION! JENNIFER JAREAU IS THE HOTTEST PERSON.

(I still love Derek and Em tho please don’t cancel me.)

by jjs.wife March 6, 2021

go to Jared

a phrase indicative of female beauty, as put into the public consciousness by the famous "He went to Jared" commercials.

Gawdam...I would sooooo go to Jared for her

by ColonelColonel November 23, 2010

Pull a Jared

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.

You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Jared

The most amazing guy you'll ever want to meet. A true gentleman. He may get angry at times but he would never harm a female and stands up for people who need it. If you're his girl, you should consider yourself the luckiest girl in the world because he's the best guy you could ever find. He loves to make his girl feel special and beautiful. He loves country music, MMA/UFC, and dorkish movies and TV shows like Star Wars and Family Guy. He has the cutest smile and the silliest laugh. He has a heart of gold and deserves the best!

Jared is the keeper of my heart.

by SMN September 8, 2012

Jared Kushner

1. Nepotism defined at its best.

2. Whom gets a clear pathway to Harvard by million dollar donations by your dad.
3. The one who bangs the president’s mistress( “total piece of ass”).

Pulsar Suni: I can’t believe you believe you got an autograph from Roy Cohn.

Bhavana: Na, I actually got it from Jared Kushner

Pulsar Suni: Oh the pandemic lord and savior Kushner, it looks almost exact

by -Franco April 11, 2020

Jared

The most sexy/ sweet man alive has the biggest dick I've ever had the prettiest eyes best fighter strong

Incredible kisser and smart

Jared is amazing in bed
Jared is a good fighter

by Jared is the best March 4, 2017