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Jankist

A Jankist is someone who needs things to make sense in a logical way that lines up almost perfectly with the way they think. It is someone who needs everything to have a purpose that they agree with. To them, there must always be a plan for every little thing in life. If something were to cause a change that they were not prepared for, they will shun it. Anything that deviates from the norm will generally be viewed with skepticism, cynicism, and if it would force them to change, outright hated. Creativity, experimentation, and fun, if not done by the jankist themselves, is viewed as childish garbage to the jankist. A Jankist will generally seek out the satisfaction of winning, at the end of the game, at the expense of having fun during the game. They will even go so far as to ruin the fun of the game for other players if things do not go the way they planned or wanted. Instead of attacking enemy players, a jankist can often be seen attacking or berating teammates.
"A healer is a healer and should not be permitted to be able to perform the role of a dps," said the jankist. "That's just not what healers were originally designed for. Stay the course."

META players who treat the meta in games like the bible are jankists.

Someone who thinks horses are meant for riding and for no other reason is a jankist.
by Merron Mist February 2, 2019
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Jankster Gangster

From the word Jank meaning messed, screwed or fucked up. This is a person who walks around like hot shit on a golden platter but acts more like a cold turd on a paper plate.
He asked me out on a date, then that jankster gangster left me with the tab.
by Kokopellisweety March 6, 2020
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Janitor guy

From the movie “Willy’s wonderland” janitor guy is the main character who is just buff and will absolutely murder anything in his way. Doesn’t talk, just violence. Mess with him and you’ll be dead before he can even look at you.
Help me, I accidentally upset janitor guy, I can here the footsteps.”
by Stop_Watch07 November 25, 2021
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Jamistain

A rude name to call someone with the name Jamison. They will get mad and tell you to go to sleep if you call them Jamistain.
Israel: What's up, Jamistain?

Jamison: Bro go to sleep
by BigMamaBS June 2, 2023
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Space Janitor

The only thing strong enough to get rid of astronomical trash (ex. Rocket Bodies, Satellite Fragments, Your Mom, etc.)
Who you gonna call? Space Janitor!!!
by Go fuck yourself😎 April 21, 2018
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creampie janitor

a creampie janitor is when a cuckold cleans the creampie of his girlfriends lover.

Creampie Janitors clean up the vagina of sperm explosion.
Jimmer:Hey How is it going? can you tell me where i can find a creampie janitor?
Blake: ya if you just walk up to the crosswalk and go left you cant miss it.
Jimmer: Thanks!
Blake: Ask for Coach Eli Melas. He is the best in the business.
Jimmer:thats awesome i usually make a mess and need a solid tongue.
Rose: Ol Eli has the bologna tongue. Coach Eli licks every last drop. He also does anal creampie cleanups too!
Jimmer: Good To Know!
by CoachEliasMelasIsDangerous October 23, 2023
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Janis Ian

A character from the movie Mean Girls who's best friend is Damian, a very bodacious gay guy. She does not identify as a lesbian but she definitely looks and acts like one. Just watch the movie I could write a book about Janis.
by PhillyDogJr. May 10, 2016
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