Janesville Turkey Load

1. A special shotgun shell used specifically for hunting wild turkeys.

2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.

For thanksgiving I thought I would surprise my girlfriend with a Janesville Turkey Load.

by Sean Bishop May 1, 2006

Janet

She is the best grandma ever she will do anything for you she is so caring and love for

Janet

by LoveHeaven November 21, 2019

Janessa

Janessa is a very fine girl, she is very real when she talks to you💯 She has a lot of guud style and she loves to the her eyebrows. She also has a BestFriend named A giselle

Janessa is very cute and she funny.

by Mina2x October 18, 2019

Matias Janitschek

Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.

Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?

Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!

Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?

Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!

by Turtledyke January 13, 2010

Priscilla Janeth

She is the most gorgeous thing your eyes will ever see, usually she is a short person like in the 5’s, she has black or brown hair and those big brown eyes which make her adorable 😍 she goes through a lot of shit but she keeps her head up and she is determine to make all her dreams come true. She’s the best friend you could ask for they are trustworthy, loyal, honest, she will always put other people before herself, bro just protect her at all cost because she loves you. If you are a guy and she likes you then that means that you got something special cause it really hard for her to fall in love with someone, just know that you are her main and only one so please treat Priscilla Janeth like a QUEEN 👑 Cause she deserves it. Oh! Also she is a really innocent and sweet angel 😇

Person 1:OMG! Did I died already

Person 2: Why???
Person 1: I’m seeing and angel
Person 2: No that is Priscilla Janeth

by Just trust me bro December 6, 2019

brad and janet

-Two of the main characters from the cult musical The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

-Brad=ASSHOLE
-Janet=SLUT

When Brad appears on stage, the audience screams "Asshole!"
When Janet appears on stage, they scream "Slut!"

by rhpsslut February 15, 2006

Janet

Fictional character, who is the prettiest thing on the planet, has a body hotter than a habanero, and lips like a ripe pomegranate, and a smile so incredibly radiant you had to watch it through a peice of smoked glass.

She also owns a copy of Joe Dirt on dvd.

from Weird Al Yankovic's new song, close, but no cigar

Then I met sweet young Janet,
prettiest thing on the planet,
had a body hotter than a habenaro,
she had lips like a ripe pomegranate.

by Zankou February 6, 2007