Joostapfel

A Joostapfel is a holy object which was invented by god himself. The word Joostapfel comes from the German word Apfel which means apple and Joost. Joost is a synonym for supremacy, glory, power and a bit of autism.

lets all pray to the holy Joostapfel for fortune and a bright future

by Joostlover 6669 November 2, 2019

Joosteriate

To aggressively and sometimes sexually baste a turkey.

Hey Lisa, I’m actually going to call you back, I have to joosteriate for thanksgiving right now.

by Ryan Suddenberger May 26, 2020

Josti

The josti band is a band especially for mental handicapped people. There are really people who buy tickets for them. They are populair. In Dutch a mental handicapped person is called a Josti.

-Look at that josti! Brr no, I find him creepy.
- you are such a josti!

by Mijntje November 13, 2020

jostilation

A pattern of jostling used to describe bumpiness, while driving.

“This country road is shitty AF with all this jostilation.”

by Mermaid Glitterz July 2, 2021

joostin

Someone who sits in a discord voicecall alone for 3 hours ( big sad )

dam who the f*ck is sitting alone in a discord call?

joostin cuz noone will join and he is lonely so he gets desperate

by Joostin(bigsad) August 25, 2021

jostleak

A really juicy and bad fart, which most of the time causes pant shitting, and giant skid marks in the pants.

Dude my friend farts on the mic in voice chat and they are always jostleak.

by Bubba Feraligatr January 29, 2022

Jhostined

When your friends a dumbass who owes many people money

damnit dave you got jhostined by sydney

by I hate tkam November 15, 2022