Jack Off buddy

male with whom another male masturbates. can either masturbate next to jack off buddy, or give him a helping hand with the favor being returned. good way to relieve stress.

my jack off buddy jerked my cock real hard the other day after my test. i returned the favor.

by stroke June 30, 2008

Jack Off Day

Jack Off day is on the 5th August each day.

Originally coined when an employee added to his calendar that 4th of August was 'Jack Off' day.

Jack off day is a special day of each year that brings joy and happiness to all that follow it. The real magic in Jack Off day is those who do not know about it wouldn't suspect a thing going on.

Followers of twitter tend to tweet with the tag:
#jackoffday2010
#jackoffday2011
etc
So you know who they are...

Ben: Andy seems strangely normal today
Lloyd: Yeah I believe he's celebrating something called Jack Off day
Ben: ...yeah, whatever that is
Andy: *inner joy*

by brightpearl August 5, 2010

Jack-Off Machine

Computer/Tablet/Smart Phone, etc. anything that you can stream porn with.

During my morning whack-off my Jack-Off Machine lost its internet connection.

by Daddy (*)(*) December 25, 2011

Jack Off January

After deep dick december you have to jack off everyday for the month of january.

Are you going to do jack off january?

by 🍔 Burger King November 20, 2018

Jack off january

The one month were it's ok to jerk off every single day

Yo bro, Chris failed jack off january. He didn't nut once!

by Basscrack November 11, 2019

jack off olympics

Spending your entire day jacking off.

Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.

by donb2 April 22, 2012

jack-off jenkies

The moment of clarity and insight one gains as a direct result of achieving orgasm through the act masturbation. Usually, this newly acquired wisdom is directed toward a potential sex partner. Similar to Velma, from Scooby Doo, crying out "Jenkies!" at times of understanding, Jack-off jenkies is an introspective tool that allows one to determine their thoughts/feelings toward another individual before actually becoming intimate with that person. The moments following an orgasm transcends individuals from the biological need to replicate or "get it in" thus providing a more rational frame of mind to make the best decision possible. Exceptionally useful for weakened individuals who are feeling desperate to "get some". A moment of Jack-off jenkies just might put everything in perspective again.

I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.

Hey Billy, do you want to go to prom with me?

Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!

by Bwillo April 12, 2011