jmoff

Jerk me off

Jmoff me bitch

by john bad snow June 22, 2017

jmobility

The ability to move around the world making dreams come true.

Movie stars seem to have jmobility.

by Theo G January 21, 2007

JMO-4

A concoction of four different berries (blueberry, strawberry, cranberry & raspberry) blended with the finest vodka (Grey Goose) to create the JMO-4...."The perfect way to start off a night of creepin"

Wes:"Ohhh man we need to pre game for tonight!"

Tim: "Hell ya! Call JMo up and have him make some JMO-4 for us"

Wes: "Now thats what im talkin about!"

Steve: "Ill drive!"

by 1stFridayFella August 5, 2010

JMoney

The coolest person you will ever meet. JMoneys are naturally good at playing piano, super hot and sexy, has really good music taste, good style, funny humor, extremely good at acting, etc. JMoneys talke a while to get used to you, but once they do, you’ll never get rid of them. JMoneys are a natural swooner of all genders, so nobody is safe from any JMoneys cool slick style.

JMoneys might look unfit, but watch out because JMoneys are known for having huge pecs.

“Woah! Who’s that handsome hunk I just saw with the mudvayne shirt???”
“Oh, that’s JMoney, a natural pimp at it’s finest. Try if you will but JMoney is REALLY hard to catch.”

by Handkink101 December 15, 2022

Jmoney

Jmoney is a hofo sho. Hes a fighter he took down some great legends like hoogie fucker and publes porta. An up and coming rapper with a dick like a fucking polor bear.

kristi: Did you see Jmoney in altoona again fight pubeless porta.

brandi: Fuck yea he was fully erect the intire time. His Dick reminded me of a polor bear...

Big Dick Jmoney hoogie fucker pubeless porta herpies beat down raper polar bear

by brandi girl-perv November 27, 2009

jmoon

the most amazing human being in the world , but dont be fooled ... she can be your best friend or your number one enemy . dont piss her off because shes got a temper . once you fuck her over youre dead to her so dont do it . she would do anything for the people she loves .

- who is this jmoon character ?

-- just the most amazin person IN the world !

by agent.j February 7, 2010

JMoney disease

JMoney disease is a non-contiguous infection that causes an endless hunger. You may gain over 7 times your normal weight. The only known cure is to exercise, eat healthy, and don't play Fortnite.

Damn cuh, stop eating so much or you'll catch JMoney disease.

by El Cheque November 17, 2019