No-J

someone who didn't do it, but is being pronounced guilty anyway. He is the opposite of OJ, who did it, but got off scott free.

That No-J was convicted of killing his family. But I think someone just snuck in and killed them while he slept. If you just killed your family, could you just go back to sleep?
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Jane needs to let her No-J boyfriend off the hook. Just because he has a hot co-worker doesn't mean they're doing it.

by ChuckChaser69 July 23, 2010

J-Will

to slide across the floor in a seal like fashion making a odd seal like noise.

"Dude you were so drunk last night you J-Willed in front of my mom"

by Wolfpack#1 January 10, 2013

J’s

This is some baller slang standing for Jordan’s which references the shoe brand.

DONT SCUFF MY J’s!

by Yer boye November 14, 2017

j

an abbreviation for the word just

i’ll j pay for your ticket

by imaginary best friend June 02, 2019

the j

the j

the j

by virtustars May 25, 2022

/j

A tag used to signify if a statement is a joke. Commonly used on Twitter, Reddit, and other text-sharing social platforms.

OMG If Ariana Grande doesn't release a new song soon, I'm gonna hunt her down and light her house on fire /j

by ChickenScrxtch82 January 03, 2021

j's

short for jordans (shoes worn by michael jordan)

let's cop the new j's.

by sideshowmikey January 25, 2003