Iowa Slip n Slide 

The act of sliding down a slip and slide that a bunch of naked dudes are standing over. As you slide down your face slaps into the dudes dick and balls.

Matt slid underneath a gantlet of naked dudes and thought himself "this is a nice Iowa Slip N Slide."

Iowa Slip n Slide by flaworkhorse July 12, 2018

Iowa City West

Iowa city west is one of the worst schools in Iowa. Shitty sports teams and even worse people. Not to mention all of the students are ugly as shit.

“Hey where do you go to school?”
“Iowa city West”
“Burn in hell”

Iowa City West by Bruh72 April 14, 2020

Iowa scream 

A way of describing a scream or roar that was significantly angry or vicious. its called the Iowa scream because the lead singer of Slipknot Corey Taylor, would legitimately scream and yell during the recording on their second album titled Iowa, instead of using screaming methods, resulting and a significantly angry and violent vocal delivery that permanently damaged his voice.

"dude, mike lost his shit last night"
"i know right! he pulled an iowa scream and everything!?

Iowa scream by baeyhh August 30, 2020

Iowa unit 

An Iowa Unit is a measurement of weight for large women. One Iowa Unit = 100 pounds

My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.

Iowa unit by spideyskin April 19, 2021

Iowa Dab 

Putting a little bit of kief in a pipe and smoking it all in one hit, like a dab. Because hash is nonexistant over here.

Got any hash man? No but we can take some Iowa dabs.

Iowa Dab by Iowa Dabber November 29, 2013

iowa pile driver

An act where you take a shit in someone else’s asshole.

Man I gotta take a shit! Bend over bitch I’m gonna give you an Iowa pile driver.

iowa pile driver by TwiztedSnowman June 23, 2019

Iowa Caucus 

A physical representation of a modified painting based on the dogs playing poker. Except in this the dogs are replaced by Albino Gorillas and the cards and poker chips are replaced by feces. And the winner gets to be President.

"Hey Jim, that Iowa Caucus is tonight! I bet you five fucks that Jojo wins!"
"Ooooh, sorry Randy, I don't have any fucks to give."

Iowa Caucus by Hammer Balls January 3, 2012