Skip to main content

Invisable Girl

After sex with your partner you go about your daily routine in their house acting like you can not see or hear them.
Dude, I got to do the Invisable girl to this woman last night.
Did you tell her that you were doing it?
Of course not.
by The Three Horsemen January 16, 2011
mugGet the Invisable Girl mug.

Playing the Invisible banjo

Female masturbation, from the action of the hand as if strumming a banjo
Barbara's boyfriend couldn't make it that night, and with her being horny, she had to resort to playing the invisible banjo.
by darfieldboy June 8, 2011
mugGet the Playing the Invisible banjo mug.

Invisabee

The state of being invisible. This word replaces cloak since cloak has nothing at all to do with being invisible, unless you believe that Harry Potter is real.

This term is used most commonly among ultra-hip Team Fortress 2 players.
Z: There's a spy around here that's invisabee.
NH:Stop saying that
by Zaniah March 31, 2009
mugGet the Invisabee mug.

invisible

Used to refer to something or someone which is conspicuously missing.
There was invisible happy at the funeral.
by Claire the Pear November 2, 2008
mugGet the invisible mug.

invisible typewriter

when someone is under the influence of cocaine or methamphetamine and cannot control his/her hands in such a way that it looks as if they are typing on an invisible typewriter.
Me: "hey loudog, look at dj, he's being all wiggles"
Loudog: "fuck his life. he's doing the invisible typewriter on his 32."
by mearepirate October 5, 2009
mugGet the invisible typewriter mug.

Masturbating with the Invisible Hand

When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.
When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.
by goldman or bust May 8, 2010
mugGet the Masturbating with the Invisible Hand mug.

invisible sky daddy

The man in the sky that supposedly created everything. Has a zombie son born of a virgin.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.
Tell someone there's an invisible sky daddy, they'll believe you. Tell someone the paint is wet, and they'll touch it because they don't believe you.
by Intelligence001 August 28, 2019
mugGet the invisible sky daddy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email