by Desert October 24, 2018
Get the Inventory Rapist mug.term describing a "sugar daddy" and/or "sugar momma" that sounds less degrading than flat out claiming that person gives you money essentially to breathe and/or end up in compromising situations. Easiest way to decide a girl has a life investor: no job with lots of travel pictures alone i.e. Dubai, expensive purses, shoes, and the words 'public figure' any where on her Instagram.
Friend: Wow Jill, how do you get to take all these vacations and have all of these lovely handbags?? You don't even have a job!
Jill: Easy answer! I found a life investor online and he's all I'll ever need. And no, you won't see any pictures of him, he's wayyyy to camera shy. Plus he's always working so you won't be able to hang out with him.
Jill: Easy answer! I found a life investor online and he's all I'll ever need. And no, you won't see any pictures of him, he's wayyyy to camera shy. Plus he's always working so you won't be able to hang out with him.
by blue donk June 29, 2017
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An investor (Typical of an Ashkenazi Jew) who will act aggressively pushy and uncompromising towards an entrepreneur, almost to the point to being offensive/rude, but will ultimately commit funds to kickstart the founder's startup.
A Yiddish Investor is the direct opposite of a WASP Investor
An investor (Typical of an Ashkenazi Jew) who will act aggressively pushy and uncompromising towards an entrepreneur, almost to the point to being offensive/rude, but will ultimately commit funds to kickstart the founder's startup.
A Yiddish Investor is the direct opposite of a WASP Investor
VC: So why should we trust you? Why shouldn't we just fund your competitors? This seems really risky and illiquid, how do you plan to mitigate these factors? We don't really see the potential for an exit in an IPO with this idea at all, what do you think?
Entrepreneur: (Answers Uncomfortably but Truthfully)
VC: ALTHOUGH this seems extremely risky and prone to failure, here is my money nonetheless.
Entrepreneur to his Co-Founder: They may be tough and straight to the point, but we are grateful to have a Yiddish Investor onboard.
~Word created by Woodrow @ Decheque
Entrepreneur: (Answers Uncomfortably but Truthfully)
VC: ALTHOUGH this seems extremely risky and prone to failure, here is my money nonetheless.
Entrepreneur to his Co-Founder: They may be tough and straight to the point, but we are grateful to have a Yiddish Investor onboard.
~Word created by Woodrow @ Decheque
by Woodrow Sun June 1, 2019
Get the Yiddish Investor mug.A person the is constantly creating new businesses or products. An individual obsessed with creating the next great business model/product. Someone that constantly looks for a need to fill in the business community.
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Inventore is something that occurs through the process of participating in an interest inventory. After this occurs you are done the processess of inventoring. Most often occuring in a guidance class.
Inventore is something that occurs through the process of participating in an interest inventory. After this occurs you are done the processess of inventoring. Most often occuring in a guidance class.
1.) An Interest inventory is used to inventore your interests.
2.) After the inventore I slapped my teacher.
3.) Inventore.
2.) After the inventore I slapped my teacher.
3.) Inventore.
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