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Instagram

Instagram takes the "look at me, look at me" and self aggrandizing portion of Facebook that everyone pretends not to do and turns it up to eleven.
Find my Instagram @iammorimportantthanyou.
by Leftcoastsurveyor April 10, 2019
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Instagram Moderators

Stupid people who will leave illicit photos of children up but will take down anything remotely edgy or far right. Often known for quick action against "hate speech", unless it is calls for violence by communists.

Seemingly promoters of degeneracy.
User 1: Did you see that nasty image? They looked barely 12!
User 2: Yeah, I reported it 4 times, but the Instagram Moderators said there was nothing wrong with it.
by Canuck Crusader November 23, 2019
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Instagram model

Some girl that posts selfies and booty pics on Instagram and photoshops them a lot and makes little girls who see them feel bad about themselves.
They tend to wear loads of makeup, and lie about plastic surgery. They pretend to make 18+ content on Patreon and OnlyFans, but never post and make people waste their money.
If you broke up with one of them they'll accuse you of abuse and start a fundraiser against you to get more money.
Fake ass

Racist and blackfish
Alice: OMG, did you see Instagram model's new Instagram pic? I wanna be just like her!
Jim: No, she's a fake b**** don't bother.
by annbananyyy October 30, 2021
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Instagram

A place that can make any average person look way hotter then he/she really is.
You don't need any example!

My Instagram:
_SucksToBeYou_
by Uncle_Damarus August 30, 2014
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Instagram Skier

A skier that only skis so they can post pictures of themselves on social media. These individuals generally ski blues at low speeds before disappearing into the lodge to warm up. Instagram skiers are usually found at larger well-known ski areas such as Breck or Vail.
My sister is such an instagram skier. She spent $200 to ski at Vail so she could post the pictures online and get at least 20 likes.
by Senor Dank Nugs February 8, 2021
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Instagrammar

Instagrammar: Shorter than Facebook jabber, not as terse as twitter-speak, and full of tags; Instagrammar is the unique form of language found on the photo sharing application Instagram.
"From the photo I think she was having lunch in The Mission but I couldn’t make out her Instagrammar".
by xptobal August 7, 2012
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Instagram

A popular photo-sharing app flawlessly tailored to the explicit purpose of taking over two decades of technological progress in the realm of mobile digital photography and rendering them utterly worthless via application of appalling "filters" designed to transform the original clarity of images recorded by advanced digital sensors into the mottled likeness of expired film from the 1950's developed in coffee grounds.
"Nice photo, Josie, but you really need to clean that screen on your porch, I've never seen one that's so dirty!"

"What do you mean? I was in the middle of the backyard! But if you like the photo, you should check out my other ones on Instagram!"
by Ragnarler July 19, 2012
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