Injuryed

to be stuck in the hell hole of jury duty.

I have been injuryed all week.

by Nick Danger 78 September 25, 2009

dri (drinking related injury)

An injury caused by foolish or clumsy behaviour when drunk.

A: Hey man, how did you break your leg?
B: It's a dri (drinking related injury), I tried to cartwheel from the pool table to the floor last night.
A: Ah. Don't worry, heaps of people do that.

by functionalcoholic October 15, 2013

caoimhphysical injury

karma sutra muscle injury, caused by not strectching or warming up

Dave was embarrased by his caoimhphysical injury to his hamstring, caused by not stretching before trying position 49

by motherucker1 June 25, 2009

injury porn

Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.

“Why do they keep showing Mahomes’ ankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 22, 2023

Head Injury

When you hit your head.

Hollow Knight: Moth damn it I got a head injury.
Hornet: You good?
Hollow Knight: No.

by Blarshtabyangthoh February 9, 2021

groin injury

An injury to your nut sack.

“We’re gonna take an tv time out as #21 has suffered a groin injury”

by Totally Legal Alien November 13, 2019

knee injury

Alex Morgan's Unborn Baby, named Janice Jr

Who would've known that Alex's Knee Injury came with an announcement and a gender reveal

by Tobinho October 26, 2019