Immaculate Cognition

Immaculate Cognition -- the state of forming and having an undeniably correct opinion without any input of accurate data or factual information.

Immaculate Cognition, the capricious and spontaneous generation of supposedly irrefutable knowledge without any verifiable outside influences or forces, is in reality rarer than Immaculate Conception.

by ZenWarrior July 1, 2011

Immaculate

haylee. that's it. it's haylee.

she said mhm and that's immaculate. she's a haylee.

by totallynotsummer September 29, 2020

Immaculate Conception Cathedral School

The gayest middle school in the universe.

Plaid skirts, Knee high socks, white or black shoes, blue cards

Have you heard of the Immaculate conception cathedral school dance policy 'keep the holy spirit between you at all times" . It's ridiculously gay.

by loserchick360000000 December 27, 2009

Immaculate deception

Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.

Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right? Now that smells like immaculate deception to me

by Walter eagle December 19, 2010

Immaculate Reception

Is when you poop and you go to wipe your butt but the toilet paper comes back clean on your first wipe.

It's a good thing I had an immaculate reception because there was only three squares left on the roll.

by Kiloh Jonson December 31, 2008

Immaculate Infection

married heterosexual couples who claim they have no idea how they became infected with HIV

Jim and Jane have been together for 12 years and just found out they are both HIV positive. Both say they have no idea how they got it; it must have been an Immaculate Infection.

by that chick! April 28, 2010

Immaculate

Elise and Indy

Keylin: “Bro, did you see Elise and Indy?”

Nathan: “Omg, ya! There are literally the immaculate!”

by emogirl666 May 24, 2020