unfuckinglikely

To suggest situation where success is not only out of reach, but abject failure is a predetermined inevitably.

“That bird is so hot, I’m gonna get her number.”
“Mate, you’re an ugly sod, unfuckinglikely.”

by Countdown November 3, 2017

Unfuckingbelievable

What the fuck is wrong with you Or how did that happen

Dave:This is Unfuckingbelievable

Jerry:I'm sorry it's not my fault I'm going 8-0 in leauge

Dave:Kill yourself

by Original Jerry June 27, 2018

Unfuckingfortunately

It is no with the highest level of sarcasm.

My ex found a new place, in my complex unfuckingfortunately....

by Rachel Ratchet February 5, 2019

Unfuckingfortunately

An adverb used to describe an intensely unlucky situation/event.

Unfuckingfortunately I have to go to this College... what an L.

by :anohana: November 11, 2020

unfuckingconditionally

A whole ass shit ton more then your basic ass conditionally!!!

Colton loves Courtney unfuckingconditionally regardless of how crazy she might be at times!

by Fortitude Cream Pies February 7, 2021

unfuckingconditional

When you find love that is unfuckingconditional make sure to buckle up because it will be one hell of ride!!! There will be ups and downs but in the end that love will still be just as strong and pure as it always was...

Mr. & Mrs. Butler's love will remain as unfuckingconditional as it was when Mr. Butler stole her heart at that shitty plastics factory in the shit hole town they call home!!!

by Fortitude Cream Pies February 11, 2021

unfuckingphased

The state of being un fucking phased.

Flip was unfuckingphased by the situation he was in.

by stupidbitch__ March 31, 2021