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above the influence 

Being so high that you are indeed ABOVE the influence, rather than below it.
"Damn dude, take a little break from the bong hits man!"

"Shit dude, I am soooo above the influence right now..."

Above the Influence 

A group that bases all of their commercials to get people to stop doing marijuana. Although the group is about ending all drug use, the main focus of their commercials is to end the use of marijuana. The only problem with their campaign is the commercials. The only people who watch more than the first 3 seconds of the commercial are 1: People who would never smoke in the first place would say the commercial is worth airing, 2: People who are already high and like watching the commercial with the talking dog, 3: Want to point out all the flaws with the commercial, or 4: Have no idea what the commercial is about until the last 2 seconds of it
1
Guy 1: I would never smoke weed, that "Above the Influence" commercial is right
Guy 2: I agree, now let's go play dungeons and dragons

2
Guy 1: Dude... There is a dog talking!
Guy 2: Whoa, that's awesome
Guy 3: Are there any cheetos left?

3
Guy 1: That commercial is so retarded
Guy 2: So really, they're saying that if you smoke, your dog will talk?

4
Guy 1: What's with the T-shirts?
Guy 2: Well, he's taking them off.
Guy 3: Now he's walking towards the door with that stupid arrow on his hoodie.
Guy 2: OH, ok, i get it, the shirts are like the burden that smoking gives him.
Guy 4: That's cool. Are there anymore cheetos left?
Above the Influence by BoredNHigh January 7, 2009

finfluencer 

A social media influencer who claims to have a large following but their post engagement and view numbers are pathetically low, below 10:1 follower-to-like ratio. They have loads of sketchy follower accounts that look hacked or fake af. Their bot/bought followers are following thousands of other finfluencers and have no real followers themselves.
Have you seen that Mikey guy's parkour account on Insta? He's a finfluencer. He's got 36,000 followers but his posts get less than 300 likes and 1,000 video views. All the comments are bots saying swag like they were coded in 2013. Dude can't even leap over a sewer drain without eating pavement.
finfluencer by pumpkinroti February 1, 2019

Bad influence 

When someone convinces you to drink too much on a work trip.

Facebook Under the Influence 

Facebook Under the Influence (FUI).
Last night after the 4th cabernet, I was Facebook Under the Influence. This morning, I had to check my statements and delete several unsavory verbal offerings I made while FUI.

circle of influence 

:people you know whom you may receive assistance from or give assistance too.

friends,family,co-workers,group or organization you lead,person or group whom you have offered assistance/knowledge too.

:the more people you get to know, the larger your circle of influence becomes
circle of influence by John N July 11, 2006