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Information Hoare

Someone who seeks information for information sake, for processing, manipulation, storage, reporting, simply to ensure that it is available when asked for (or simply to claim to have it, useful or otherwise). Named after Tony Hoare, was a pioneer in programming and data processing (he created the Quicksort algorithm).
SysAdmin: Which logs do you need from my servers?
SecDude: All of them
SysAdmin: You don't need *all* of them, do you?
SecDude: I might . . .
SysAdmin: You're such an information hoare.
by CryptoKnight November 3, 2011
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inFAMOUS

best fucking game ever. one of the main reasons to buy a ps3, you are cole, a delivery boy. one of your deliveries blows up and you end up with completely fucking awesome powers. you can choose to be a hero or villain throughout the game.
john, "dude! i just killed four reapers with one shock grenade in inFAMOUS!"

edi, "really? thats cool but i have something better, i once shock waved a guy off a building, jumped down into a puddle and waited for him to fall in, get up and die"
by gunman23 September 26, 2009
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Mis-Informed Octopus

The act of placing your thumb in your rectum, and using the other four fingers to scratch and paw at your grundle(*see Angry Spider). Then tell your partner to place there thumb in your rectum as well and to overlap there fingers over yours and copy the same movements as you.

This forms the image of an octopus with its head stuck in a hole.
Say Chuck, would you like to perform a Mis-Informed Octopus with me tonight....
by wilson james September 15, 2010
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Jetsetter(Melz and infamous)

you dress vry futurestic and your swagg is just always a step in front of everyone and people envy u
by kiddpurp March 3, 2010
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vaccine informed

The lame term created by the antivaxxer crowd because they can’t accept the fact that they’re wrong.
“I’m not an Antivaxxer, I’m Vaccine Informed”
“No, Karen. You’re an idiot.”

“I’m Vaccine Informed, and know it’s bad to get vaccines. I read the insert!”
“Ok, Karen, you don’t trust pharmaceutical companies, but will believe their material.”
by Karmakaze May 7, 2019
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Low Information Voter

Uninformed people who vote, even though they have no idea whats going on in politics.
Jake is a low information voter. He went to the polling office without even knowing who the candidates are.
by Awkward Hamster February 27, 2013
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Informanting

To inform or give information to a person or group.
Hey, did you hear how Bob lost his job?
Wow really, that's news. Anything else?
Nope that's all that needs informanting.
by Frostbyte197 October 26, 2014
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