A sexual position in which one partner latches furiously onto the other's anus, and the later must drop several "bombs" in order to get the former "off."
1- "Did you hear what Paul did last night with Sue?"
2- "No, what?"
1- "The Inverse Metroid."
2- "What's that?"
1- "He latched furiously onto her anus."
2- "Oh, that explains the series of explosions I heard last night."
1- "...wait a minute. I thought 'bombs' was a euphemism for 'defecates?'"
2- "Hmm. And here I thought Paul was a euphemism for 'Bomberman.'"
(They embrace)
2- "No, what?"
1- "The Inverse Metroid."
2- "What's that?"
1- "He latched furiously onto her anus."
2- "Oh, that explains the series of explosions I heard last night."
1- "...wait a minute. I thought 'bombs' was a euphemism for 'defecates?'"
2- "Hmm. And here I thought Paul was a euphemism for 'Bomberman.'"
(They embrace)
by Gus September 27, 2007
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Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
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When the female partner is in the missionary position on the end of the bed and the man perpendicular at the edge of the bed and before he penetrates her he does a hand stand and then enters and continues the penetration in the handstand. This maneuver is very difficult and should be done with caution. It is always smart to act out the activity before performing it so when it comes time to perform you know what your doing, and stretching never hurts!
WARNING: PERFORMING THIS ACT UNDER THE INFULENCE OF ALCOHOL OR DRUGS CAN LEAD TO ACCIDENTAL BACKDOOR ENTERANCE AND OR FALLING AND BREAKING SOMETHING.
WARNING: PERFORMING THIS ACT UNDER THE INFULENCE OF ALCOHOL OR DRUGS CAN LEAD TO ACCIDENTAL BACKDOOR ENTERANCE AND OR FALLING AND BREAKING SOMETHING.
" Hey babe wanna try something new!" guy " Ya sure what is it?" girl "Its called the Inverted Hammer, its suppose to be the sex position of the gods." guy " Ya sure!" girl
by bush jumping mexi January 15, 2009
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its when you grab a mans nuts and shove them up his ass. then after that you go behind him and dropkick him.
its when you grab a mans nuts and shove them up his ass. then after that you go behind him and dropkick him.
by xXBLACKDOOMXx December 3, 2009
Get the inverted horseshoe kick mug.A condition that an umbrella can suffer in a sudden burst of strong wind. Sometimes the condition can be reversed and the umbrella can be saved. Typically the umbrella ends up in the trash and the owner of the umbrella ends up soaked and angry.
Lynda enters the house soaked...
Marty: Whoa, you're soaked! Don't you have an umbrella?
Lynda: I did, but the wind got hold of it and flipped it inside out. I tried to bend it back, but it just broke, cut my finger, and I got soaked. It's in the in the trash.
Marty: Bummer. Bad case of invertebrella huh?
Lynda: What?
Marty: Whoa, you're soaked! Don't you have an umbrella?
Lynda: I did, but the wind got hold of it and flipped it inside out. I tried to bend it back, but it just broke, cut my finger, and I got soaked. It's in the in the trash.
Marty: Bummer. Bad case of invertebrella huh?
Lynda: What?
by m_piet September 2, 2009
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It seems like all my posts are getting no votes but no one has the balls to respond! It must be the work of Invertebrate Trolls.
by Funmunke August 19, 2013
Get the Invertebrate Troll mug."Inverse Bubble." Most bubbles like the stock or real estate markets expand before they burst. With Inflation, there can be an "inverse bubble" when the government suppresses for years admitting real inflation rates. This bubble will explode upwards, not downwards, but everybody will be just as surprised as is typical when the usual expanding bubbles burst. Everyday common experience is that we are living in a period of great increase in prices everywhere, but in order not to pay more for social security, interest on the national debt, etc., the government has been denying real inflation for years. Just consider housing, health care, travel, education, and even a quart of milk. In the long run, all economic factors equilibrate, and one of these days we can expect a sudden, massive and surprising increase in inflation which will be as disruptive as the regular burst bubbles of recent years.
The government has denied inflation for so long, we can be sure when its inverse bubble bursts upwards, everybody will express the same astonishment as when the real estate bubble burst downwards.
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