When someone forgets all of the bad things an ex or current lover has done just because they're getting the D
by Lop lop April 30, 2022
Get the Dick induced amnesiamug. “Dude are you ok? You just twitched.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”
by m1rlax0 February 2, 2022
Get the Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplashmug. A disease often plagueing most males aged 12-43 years of age. Comonly caused by campers, noob tubers and spawn killers. Disease causes its victom to scream at the tv in a loud and relentless manner in hopes that the person or persons of the opposing team will hear his crys and change their low down dirty playing tactics or possibly put down their controller and jump from a very high ledge.
TV Noise: *Thunk....boom*
Victom:Mother fucking cock whore bitch jew!!
TV Picture: Man spawns and is immediately sniped out
Victom:I just fucking spawned no fucking way ass shit licker cunt
My boyfriend has Call of Duty induced tourettes hes yelling at the tv again
Victom:Mother fucking cock whore bitch jew!!
TV Picture: Man spawns and is immediately sniped out
Victom:I just fucking spawned no fucking way ass shit licker cunt
My boyfriend has Call of Duty induced tourettes hes yelling at the tv again
by I H8 YOUR FACE October 27, 2010
Get the Call of Duty induced tourettesmug. Someone who stays home all week, doesn't go to college/school, stays home at the weekend and avoids social situation because there is snow outside.
(Phone Conversation)
Person 1 : Where have you been all week, no one has seen or heard from you?!
Person 2: Yeah er. Sorry. Its snowing outside. I mean its cold and err.. dangerous. Oh look at that- Doorbell!! Got to go..
(Hangs Up)
Person 1: Such a Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)
(At School)
Person 1- Alright SIR ..?
Person 2- Shut up.
Person 1 : Where have you been all week, no one has seen or heard from you?!
Person 2: Yeah er. Sorry. Its snowing outside. I mean its cold and err.. dangerous. Oh look at that- Doorbell!! Got to go..
(Hangs Up)
Person 1: Such a Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)
(At School)
Person 1- Alright SIR ..?
Person 2- Shut up.
by Lucy444 January 11, 2010
Get the Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)mug. The sleepiness that hits you when you're sitting in history class wondering why it matters what happened a million years ago
Joe: " Man, who cares what happened a million years ago?"
Dave: " Yeah, I know. It's giving me history induced sleepiness."
Joe: " Let's go to sleep."
Dave: " Yeah, I know. It's giving me history induced sleepiness."
Joe: " Let's go to sleep."
by Mirdawg1 February 24, 2010
Get the History Induced Sleepinessmug. Jason, panicked and anxious, arrives to a 7:00pm movie at 4:30pm sharp due to excessive AIR (Anxiety Induced Rushing). His parents, who also suffer from AIR, arrive to the airport for their 2:00pm flight no later than 8:00am to ensure they make it through security.
by SDair2018 January 16, 2018
Get the AIR (Anxiety Induced Rushing)mug. A so far poorly understood, fortunately infrequent phenomenon describing the often shocking loss of life that can occur during an innocent selfie moment.
As she stood alongside Bixby Bridge capturing what was intended to be the perfect Big Sur selfie, the happy but clueless tourist tumbled down onto the rocks below, succumbing to what is now known to be Selfie Induced Sudden Death.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019
Get the Selfie Induced Sudden Deathmug.