An unwritten rule of the ten commandments; don't go against a promise made to god involving the prohibition of wanking. I.e if an individual swears to god they won't wank for a week then they must not wank for a week, unless they want to be sent to the devils kingdom.
Samantha: Hey John, ive noticed you haven't been yourself today and you appear paranoid or distressed, its ok to tell me whats been going on.
John: Well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, I broke the 11th Commandment. You see three days ago I swore on god that I wouldnt wank of a week but I was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn't resist the immense urge of busting a nut.
John: Well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, I broke the 11th Commandment. You see three days ago I swore on god that I wouldnt wank of a week but I was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn't resist the immense urge of busting a nut.
by nathooo January 01, 2018
The Constitutional military rank of the President of the United States.
The highest rank in the United States military.
The highest rank in the United States military.
by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004
Man 1: Did you hear what Logan did?
Man 2:What?!
Man 1:He pulled a Commander Curve.
Man 2:Nasty but amazing.
Man 2:What?!
Man 1:He pulled a Commander Curve.
Man 2:Nasty but amazing.
by Will Sines February 21, 2008
by AwesomefulPie February 02, 2011
Someone who sits around and is obliviouse to what is going on around them and then mentions a topic that has already been talked about
by Superknox1andonly December 22, 2014
by K-Dub369 December 27, 2014
The most incompetent, very simian-like so called Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Also known as Dubya.
by HDIZZLE March 04, 2004