Porkpetual (motion)

It's the back and forth motion of a porky rod or a sausage.

Easily mistaken for perpetual (motion).

Dude did you see the sausage rolling yesterday.

Hell yeah dude, that was some serious porkpetual (motion).

by Pöspi maxi November 04, 2019

Matrix Motion

The feeling or sensation a person gets while standing in an upright position on a train between when the train is coming to a stop and when they are about to get off; The leaning movement caused by someone standing on a train as it prepares to stop; A motion made by a member of the court or judicial system that seems so bizzarre, it seems to be a statement that could only be made in the Matrix and/or, makes the person talking seem like they were from or could have been to the Matrix.

Person 1: Yo dawg, I was on the yellow line and got that Matrix motion.

Person 2: For real?

Person 1: Word.

Lawyer 1: Did you hear that, is that person crazy?!
Lawyer 2: Yeah, I heard it, he/she just made a Matrix motion. We'll see what happens next.

by Dude2.0 March 05, 2010

motional damage

A play on emotional damage.
When you get hit by something fast moving and it damages you
Lol

He got hit be a train, he has motional damage

by The-froginator March 28, 2022

frozen motion

Peeing on someone's face while in an extremely cold climate so the pee freezes before it hits their face.

Dude, I got a frozen motion last night and it hit me in the eye.

by IPreferWellFed July 27, 2006

slow motion

one who is always late in everything he does.(Jason)

What the fuck Slow Motion, i thought i told you the next time you were late to work I was going to make you lick shelleys cottage cheese ass.

by JTD April 14, 2005

motion picture

a freakin movie

i am watching a motion picture

by fred and greoge February 15, 2018

motion-sexness

to be so horny you will fuck anything that moves

dude stop humping my cat sorry man i have motion-sexness

by platipuss May 02, 2008