Mongoose impression

A degenerate bonding ritual where one friend slaps the other full across the face—hard enough to knock the dignity loose—and growls, “Do your best mongoose impression.” The victim, now trembling and shame-charged, contorts their body like a hairless ferret having a nervous breakdown in a sock drawer. Bonus points if they hiss, writhe, or emit a sound somewhere between a squeal and a suppressed moan.

Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.

"We're at Olive Garden, right? Outta nowhere, Jake slaps Trevor so hard his breadstick flies across the booth, then whispers, ‘Do your best mongoose impression.’ Trevor locks eyes with the waiter, arches his back, and starts chittering like a horny squirrel in heat. They comped our meal out of fear."

by Floyd11 June 20, 2025

Impressive

Evoking admiration through size, quality, or skill; grand, imposing, or awesome.

Hit artist Tipex's new release is poes impressive.

by Mif Moes Maf August 10, 2022

Second Impression

The defining moment in a relationship in which a person decides if there going to stay in the relationship. This includes work relationships in which a manager decides to keep that person on or throw them out. Even if that moment is only Physically a few seconds, in the brain it may last an eternity. That second impression can happen at any moment in life, while under great stress, while in great fear, or happiness.

2: The split second after Rejection or Affirmation. The impression we get from how a person handles rejection or congradulation. Do they jump for joy, weep in fear, low in drepression or disappointment, Scream in anger.

It was during Jill Second Impression that made her believe she could stay with john for the rest of her life and all eternity...

by Theamazinggeek July 17, 2018

Joe Pesci impression

A bit you can do with your buddies, tell someone to do a Jay Leno impression, and then have them to a joe Pesci impression, where you do the “funny how” line. Tell them thats wrong and ask for more Italian Americans but NEVER ask for joe Pesci

For example, start with Jay Leno, then Robert De Niro, then Steve buschemi, then john Travolta, etc.

Keep doing the bit until you get sick of it or the person you’re doing it to kicks ya in the family jewels

person #1: Hey big man can you do that really great Jay Leno impression ?

Person #2: yeah I got you, YOU THINK IM A FUNNY GUY, FUNNY HOW? LIKE I’M A CLOWN, LIKE I AMUSE YOU??

Person #1: no no that’s not it, that’s Steve buschemi

Person #3: dude thats literally a joe Pesci impression.

Person #1 and #2: who the fuck is joe Pesci?

by Crammedlamb68 March 19, 2025

impression zombie

Impression zombie(インプレゾンビ) is a Japanese slang term for annoying "verified" bots or impression farmers, typically operated by individuals from Arabic or Indian backgrounds. They are basically active when replying to Japanese post.

They pose as Japanese users, spamming replies with meaningless content, copypasting quotes or messing search result with unrelated videos in order to gain impressions and revenue.

They're called "zombies" because they lack communication skills and mindlessly seek preys(some post that went viral on X), resembling zombies.

The phenomenon exploded after Elon Musk's launched Creator Ads Revenue Sharing.

human account: "My mother is buried in a broken house! Please help!"

Impression Zombie: 1 "hi"
Impression Zombie: 1 "wonderful"
Impression Zombie: 1 "nice"
Impression Zombie: 1 "what is this"
Impression Zombie: 2 "هذا مضحك"
Impression Zombie: 2 "شكرا!"
Impression Zombie: 2 "what is this"
Impression Zombie: 2 "famous guy died by sui"
Impression Zombie: 2 "mous guy died by s"
Impression Zombie: 2 "اللي مايعرف الصقر يشويه"
Impression Zombie: 3 "🤣🤣🤣"
Impression Zombie: 3 "😫"
Impression Zombie: 3 "🍷🗿"
Impression Zombie: 3 "mous guy died by s"
Impression Zombie: 3 "😬😬"
Impression Zombie: 4 "."
Impression Zombie 4: "a"
Impression Zombie 4: "😥"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 6: "agwer"
Impression Zombie 6: "fadsd"
Impression Zombie 6: "qeeee"
Impression Zombie 7: "Good job thank 💯💯😸😸"
Impression Zombie 7: "Amigo 😎🧉😎😎"
Impression Zombie 7: "That's great job 😁😀🔥💯"
Impression Zombie 8: "三井銀行"
Impression Zombie 8: "fsfaewvds"
Impression Zombie 8: "Superb 💓💓💐💐💐"
Impression Zombie 9: "My mother is buried in a broken ho11"
Impression Zombie 9: "dwAnild"
Impression Zombie 9: "My mother is buried in a broken ho10"
Impression Zombie 9: "woooooow awesome😎😎😎😎😎 old gold"

by Triopsidae March 11, 2024

Impress Divinity

(1) Appeared on Saneter Studios bringing the reveloutionary idea/ argument that the sperm is not the spirit. (2) She who embodies hip hop, the divine feminine, and complex thought in the form of writing/poetic expression.

Impress Divinity expresses the importance of the divine feminine and imparative agression against "pick me" women.

by SavageBadu November 23, 2021

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023