I'm not gay, but $20 is $20 

A saying that refers to someone agreeing to do something gay as long as they are making money out of it. This includes kissing, but can extend to other more interesting activities.

"20 bucks if you kiss Steve"
"Sure"
"Wait, what? You're serious?"
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20 by Cyberspaxz September 22, 2023

I'm not gay urinal 

the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.

guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?

I'm not gay urinal by mboz December 12, 2008

I'm not gay seat 

The seat two males leave open to show the world they are not gay

Let's use the I'm not gay seat

I'm not gay seat by DizzyLizzy February 11, 2007

I'm not gay 

a comment used by insecure males to lead others in to believe that they are straight when they are actually bisexual, thereby making the comment true: a person who says "I'm not gay" is neither straight nor gay, but bisexual

Jimmy: "That guy just came up to me and said, 'I'm not gay, man'. I wonder why he would do that." Maura: "He was letting you know he was bisexual, dear. You should go back up to him and ask him if he would like to see a movie with you tonight."

John: "Peter, I was wondering. Uh..."
Peter: "JOHN, I'M NOT GAY!"
John: "Sweet! What time?"
Peter: "Maybe like six or something. I'll pick you up!"

Myron used the term "I'm not gay" in the wrong context and led a handsome young man into thinking he was bisexual when he was actually just gay.

After Devon told me he wasn't gay, I became excited, however he specified that he wasn't bi either. I became depressed.

I'm not gay by Randy Zitchit June 13, 2008

I'm not gay, but 

Phrase required among heterosexual company before stating a fact about yourself that would likely be considered homosexual.

Fernando: "I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

Steve: "...dude..."

Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

I'm not gay, but by Maddict November 14, 2010

I'm not gay urinal 

the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.

guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?

I'm not gay urinal by mboz December 13, 2008

"i'm not gay" stall 

The stall that is left open between two guys who are pissing in a bathroom. A violation of this rule, when there are ample stalls makes you gay.

I guess that dude isn't gay, he left the "i'm not gay" stall open.

"i'm not gay" stall by Jake Herman February 12, 2007