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Dirty ignition

i have no fucking idea
P1: "have you heard of dirty ignition?"
P2: "a what"
P1: "a dirty ignition!"
P2: "ok..."
by bigGayDinosaur January 12, 2022
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January 30th is the day where you ignore your teachers!
Why weren’t you listening to Mr. Daniels?

It’s ‘National Ignoring Teachers Day’.

Ohh!
by fetusbabyeatpie January 29, 2023
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Ab Ignition

Colloquialism derrived from "Ab Initio" meaning from the beginning.

Ab ignition is used as a modifier before a verb, and means to light a fire under something from the beginning to make sure it moves as fast as humanly possible.
Part of the ab ignition pay review

Ab ignition that shit, I need it operating fast as fuck

We need an ab ignition solution to that clusterfuck
by The Big Yeti July 24, 2024
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Life Ignoring

when someone starts to go on the internet so much they lose ahold of reality.
"is he life ignoring? "
"i dont really know, that life ignorer has been playing games for 48 hours nonstop!"
"well, should we leave that life ignorer alone?"
by SaturnMist4 June 10, 2024
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Official Day of Ignoring

Every 9th of a month, the Official Day of Ignoring is celebrated.

On this day you can easily and without any guilt or shame ignore everyone and everything you don't want to waste your precious time with.

It has its roots in the urgent desire to ignore annoying people and tasks, something all humans share.

So: GO and Ignore!
A:"Hey. How are you? Wanna hang out?"
B:*ignores A, because it is Official Day of Ignoring*
by Maja09 June 9, 2021
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For some odd reason I cannot bring my mind to do Mathematics. I’m an INTJ and my mind keeps blowing out those two functions. It’s involuntarily/subconsciously trying to block out the information that I am learning. Very frustrating.

Jews, you got any help? I’m on ADHD medication and it works only a little It’s almost like I have a mental block. I think I need my Klonopin back?
My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition
by Death Menace April 10, 2022
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National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day

April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day
"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"
by Cuurah April 18, 2020
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