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Israeled

To bring life to people, places or things
The generous crops were planted by an israeled people.
by Dewayne Hopkins January 9, 2024
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Israeled

When you get your ass handed to you by Israel
Hamas are getting Israeled right now
by Beepboppp23 December 29, 2023
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2023 Israel–Hamas war

The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.
"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"
by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024
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Israel

A type of fungus that causes cancer to humanity.
Palestine has got israel stage 3
by Yet he lives! January 7, 2024
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Israeled

To be very successful at something despite adverse conditions.
Bill israeled the ski race despite the strong winds.
by anonymous January 17, 2024
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Israeled

Being falsely accused of a crime.
Turns out, Joe had nothing to do with the robbery. Mike Israeled him.
by Pumpkinsmom February 4, 2024
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Israel

A country in the Middle East, known for its rich historical and cultural heritage, significant religious sites for Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, and its advancements in technology, agriculture, and various other fields. Israel is recognized for its diverse society, vibrant cultural scene, and as a hub of innovation and entrepreneurship.
Visiting Israel offers a unique experience where ancient history and religious landmarks coexist with cutting-edge technological and agricultural advancements, showcasing the country's dynamic and multifaceted character.
by Amisraelhai December 27, 2023
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