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A group of characters used to represent a specific sexual act between the breasts of a woman (or a man if he has man titties) and the penis of a man (or a woman if she has a strap-on), commonly resulting in the shooting of messy goo, often on the face of the person without the penis/strap-on.

In texting: "lets ( . ).I.( . ) 2nite n get u all goo-faced"

by Holly n Kassina February 21, 2008

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When Apple runs out of ideas for unique product names (not that that will happen, Apple’s not unique) so just removes the suffix completely and calls their product ‘i’.

Apple is selling small jars with a vaccum inside and calling the ‘i’. Get it? It’s nothing so it’s just ‘i’.
*Googles “how to tie a noose”*

by Hi, I'm Steve January 07, 2019

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You are the cure

When I have that dreaded ache

Gone it will be

When I see you when I wake.

It is better today
Thanks to you!
I get impatient for one day
Then I start to turn blue.

I am good

But you do know what would
Make me elated beyond belief?
In your arms, if only we could ❤️❤️❤️

For a minute? Totally trying persuasion again:)

I have a gift of being persistently annoying:)

I love you!!!

by Loving u I’ll always do…. April 21, 2023

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