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Hypermodernism

A reaction against the deconstructive nihilism of Postmodernism. A Hypermodernist believes that the end result of all human activity is a well-ordered universe devoted to experiencing life in all the myriad ways possible based on fundamental objective truth that can only be experienced subjectively, mediated by physical sense organs in the physical world and enhanced through technology.

On the hypermodernism spectrum there is nihilism on one hand (there are no absolute moral values), and complete Hypermodernism on the other (Moral values consistently change as the universe evolves; they are set by human authorities and must accord with a rational "Principle of Utility", furthermore, objective moral value can be determined purely through subjective observation of an underlying objective reality.)

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Example:

Mum the Potter: Rejection of self-reported data and all media as implicitly distorted and corrupt is a fundamental aspect of the Postmodernist way of thought.

Sally the Drummer: Those Postmods can't touch the absolute validity of the Hypermods and their new Hypermodernism . Shite, contrarily I contend with the hypermods that truth exists, we have access to it despite our implicit biases, and we can use that truth, so discovered, to solve temporal problems causing unnecessary suffering in our world. Amen.

Mum: Sounds like a Marxist plot.

Sally: Maybe. I guess we'll see.

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I'm practice Hypermodernism because I believe subjectively discovered truths lead to greater control of the underlying ultimate objective reality.
by Jordan B. Peterson November 18, 2017
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hyperbolist

someone who feels the need to over exaggerate everyday situations. good or bad. intentional exaggeration
Mary: so are u goin out with dan friday?

Rachel: no...he turned me down. god, the whole world hates me! i dont know why i even try! i should just go crawl in a hole and die

Rachel is an example of a Hyperbolist
by (>'-')> # <<waffle June 2, 2009
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hyperbola

some weird shape only math geeks know about.
Mia: I was drawing a hyperbola today...

Lucas: YOU'RE A MATH GEEK.
by ilovemathsomuch222 March 28, 2009
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hyperbollock

This word originates from the word "hy·per·bol·ic".
Modifyed under heavy THC use the to fit a better situation.
by Debbie Vila November 12, 2006
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global hypercolour

T-shirts (or other clothing) that change colour according to how hot the wearer's body is. Popular in the 1990s. Failed invention due to fundamentally silly idea. See also midget cream.
Marc's T-shirt was made of global hypercolour. Then he went to prison.
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
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Hyperborean Shit

That shit that makes you feel euphoric, and gives you that Aryan spirit.
dog damn joe is a hyperborean shitter
by i hate joos 2024 January 1, 2023
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Hyperbolarious

1. Synonym of hilarious. Conjunction of hilarious and hyperbole. Used in math related situations or by people who like math.
Person A: "Did you see that new Numb3rs episode?"
Person B: "Yeah; it was Hyperbolarious."

Person A: "Dude, this graph looks like a starfish."
Person B: "That's Hyperbolarious!"
by Captain Artenon June 28, 2009
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