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Humidishit

A tropical ablution in which the humidity in tropical climates causes the toilet to resemble a sauna. These conditions lead to a sweaty and uncomfortable evacuation of faecal matter in which sufferer requires at least three quarters to a full roll of toilet paper to clean ones crease as remnants around the coit are of a thick, smearing and hard to remove paste like viscosity.
‘Mate! Can you get me some bog roll?’

‘’What, I just put a new roll in there five minutes ago’

‘It’s done mate, it’s like a sauna in here, I’m suffering from a humidishit!’

by Conos October 10, 2017
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Humicorn

Out of shear boredom, you suction cup a butt plug or dildo to your forehead and then look in the mirror while you're struggling to get it off.
While talking to my mother on the phone, I became a Humicorn.
by Horsepowerrr January 20, 2018
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Humilify

Humilify : I was humilified when i woke up after a blackout and heard all the horrific things i had done the night before.
by Pause77 September 5, 2019
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humility

Human utility. A lack of arrogance and entitlement.
Who we were on the planet, and who we might become if we survived, was a question best faced with humility. Maybe our purpose was to serve other life, the animals and the trees, and to let go the notion that the earth and its creatures exist to serve humanity.
by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020
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swedish humidifier

Similar to the swedish hummer
(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a humidifier filled with diluted dark chocolate and water, allowing the substances to mix together; the two partners then breath in the humid spunk/chocolate mixture;
After Dick and Jane finished their Swedish humidifier, they were able to enjoy the perfect aroma and humidity in order to rest from their tiresome day.
by boomumba4 December 7, 2010
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Diaper Humiliation Boy

An adult man that enjoys taking part in the sexual act of wearing a diaper and having others ridicule him for it.
Tim: "Hey! Did you see Jalen wearing a diaper? What is that about?"
Bob: "Yeah. He is a diaper humiliation boy. He is into that stuff."
by TheDHP February 13, 2021
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humpkin

One who has a uncontrollable desire to hump any time during the day/night.
1. Kate is my favorite little humpkin.
by djhomeless October 15, 2007
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