Hot Mess

When she is way hot but she is super clumsy

Have you seen that chick Ashley? She's the really hot one that's always getting hurt bc she's so clumsy. I swear she's a hot mess.

by BearCherryPie August 3, 2021

Hot mess

A person who is really attractive (like hot) but you can tell that they are working really hard. It’s a compliment.

“Woah Sarah, your a hot mess!”

by Alejandra06 October 25, 2022

Hot mess express

Unable to get your life together. You are the conductor to your constant drama and bullsh*t.

Char: "What's wrong with Tiffani today?"
Sierra: "Psh, I don't know, but I am definitely not jumping on that hot mess express."

by Inyra June 1, 2017

Hot Mess Walkin'

A warning cry in which people are alerted of an incoming Hot Mess. This is intended to afford people the opportunity to avert their eyes, turn the other cheek, or leave the room to avoid said Hot Mess.

"Oh shit here comes that broad Marla... HOT MESS WALKIN'!!!!!"

by Bob (Bitch Tits) February 14, 2009

Hot Mess Express

...a group of sexy, hard-drinking bitches that hit the streets to cause chaos and partake in debauchery.

C'mon ladies, it Tuesday! All aboard the Hot Mess Express!

by Delilah Foxx November 10, 2009

hot mess mom

A mom who will never drink hot coffee without re-heating it in a microwave. The mom who's husband, children and fellow-moms shake their heads at because they all know. The mom who forgets to sign permission slips/bake for the bake sale/everything. Most likely, your shirt is dirty if you are a hot mess mom.

The Hot Mess Mom most likely has sent her kids to school in regular clothes during spirit week and has probably put left overs in her kids lunch box more than once. Most of all, the Hot Mess Mom is actually rocking it and is doing a better job than she even thinks.

Boss:"Is that banana on your shirt?"
Mom:".....yes."
Boss:"Jesus Christ. You are a Hot Mess Mom."

by thehotmessmom April 4, 2017

hot mess express

defining a set or sets of women that have nothing going for them...the leader of a group that has no restriction to what she wears or how she carries herself...

"Seriously, did you see Lisa Hopper...such a hot mess express..."

by Hlove.B.I.C September 20, 2009