horbgorble

To wander around aimlessly.

Joe had nothing to do, so he went into town to horbgorble for a few hours.

by pengatron November 16, 2010

the horns

A hand gesture in which the pinky and index fingers are raised. This is different from the American Sign Language gesture for "I Love You" in that the thumb is tucked in; and different from the sign of the evil eye in that the fingers are pointed upwards. Usually used in celebration of something or other.

"Jesus Christ threw up the horns?"-Tycho Brahe, penny-arcade.com.

by Bob August 23, 2004

hornswoggle

The act of masturbating, or the ejaculatory fluid from masturbating, or the the act of ejaculating.

"I hornswoggled on my girlfriend's face last night"

"There seems to be hornswoggle on my bedsheets"

"My mother caught me hornswoggling last night in my bedroom"

by browny57 January 14, 2009

Herbs

n. An inept moron. One who says dumb things at innapropriate times.

One who rips off ideas from other people. (aka Herbamania, H-Factor, Herbitude V 1.0)

Wow, that was the goddamn stupidest thing I've ever heard. He really did pull a Herbs.

by monkeydude August 30, 2003

Hornsmaniac

A person who thinks he is cool and smart, but in reality is incredibly lame and stupid.

That jerkwad is a real hornsmaniac.

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Hornschwagled

when someone is Hornschwagled or when you hornschagle someone.. it can mean 2 things... One is if you seriously Fucked someone up physically.... or if you got completly wasted or stoned.. your choice

Dudeman..... You Hornschwagled the shit out of that kid ... lol

by Mark James Liberto ... Superstar March 16, 2008

Hornspeak

mimicking the sound of a musical horn for a means of communication sound.

I'm sick of Gary only talking in hornspeak. He sounds like an ass clown with a trumpet.

by Proximo_3 October 24, 2008