by Fifi McFeef January 11, 2008
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A. Likes to incorporate as many vowels in one word as possible.
B. has a fucked up speech impediment.
C. Really likes attention or just simply has downz.
A. Likes to incorporate as many vowels in one word as possible.
B. has a fucked up speech impediment.
C. Really likes attention or just simply has downz.
by Tcoolness (chea) February 6, 2010
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verb or noun; a blow job or cobb slob, usually a hogsmoke occurs on a random weekday evening in Arlington, VA. The term was made regionally popular by the local radio show The Sports Junkies. Hogsmokes are often times elusive and eagerly sought-after.
I met an amazing hogsmoker last night at Whitlow's. She gave me three hogsmokes in ten hours.
I knew there was little hope for the elusive post-blackout Sunday morning hogsmoke after I pissed the bed last night.
I knew there was little hope for the elusive post-blackout Sunday morning hogsmoke after I pissed the bed last night.
by G$ March 2, 2005
Get the hogsmoke mug.1.) The act of being an a-hole, or in literal terms, an asshole.
2.) The act of being addicted to assholes.
2.) The act of being addicted to assholes.
by davod April 7, 2004
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The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).
The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).
The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."
Synonym- see clusterfuck
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."
Synonym- see clusterfuck
by ArKainicW July 9, 2010
Get the Hoisted by my own petard mug.When someone has asked you if you lift and the only way you can reply is by saying "i don't lift i hoist"
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