Hoded

Acronym for the phrase "how retarded".

How hoded is Allison? Very!

by OhIDid October 13, 2013

Hooded Carrot

noun 1. a slang term for the female clitoris
noun 2. a slang term for the uncircumcised penis
noun 3. an infamous under-age college bar in Prescott, AZ

1. "She kept telling me to flick her hooded carrot!"
2. "So I took off his boxers and surprise! He's got a hooded carrot."
3. "I need a cheap drink and not to have my ID checked, ya know?" "Yeah, let's head to the Hooded Carrot."

by STEGOPHILEPC November 9, 2014

hooded hell hound

Uncircumcised penis

Girl# 1: So did you finally get freaky with Mutombo last night?
Girl# 2: hell no, he dropped his pants, I saw that Hooded Hell Hound and ran out the door.

by Belledog05 June 4, 2016

hooded cheese monster

Uncircumcised penis with smegma .

Dude whipped out his hooded cheese monster to make her vomit.

by Crowley June 28, 2017

hooded monster

A very large uncircumcised penis

“ I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”

by Johntheattack helicopter February 8, 2018

Hooded Man

Used to describe someone with an uncircumcised penis.

“Oh yeah i hear Andrew’s a hooded man”

by giantdrummer1 May 25, 2018

Hooded Fichner

A scary ruthless mythical creature who haunts kids by blocking all games and draining their iPad percentage before school

Why is floppy bird blocked on my iPad? Hooded Fichner must be watching me

by SamuelMyers January 20, 2021