Bloody Hobknocker

A bloody penis being slapped across someones face.

My boyfriend smacked me with his bloody hobknocker! I almost passed out!

by BloodyUniporn August 8, 2016

hoonyocker

An undesirable person of questionable repute. The term was first used in the nineteenth century by cattle ranchers as a derisive term for dirt farmers. A corruption of the German hun jaeger or chicken chaser.

The hoonyocker had a reckless tendency to rely on luck since he lacked any talent.

by David L Harrison March 15, 2008

hobknocker

animal rapist

mary is a hobknocker!!

by zzayaa July 8, 2009

Hobknocker

It is a made up word from the show iCarly. Wade Collins uses it to describe Freddy, Carly, Sam and Spencer. The writers of the show try to keep it a mystery but there is alot of speculation in the fanbase. The Merrian-Webster dictionary defines "hob" as a synonym for mischief or something illegal. Therefore, if it's gross AND illegal it most likely is one who is a necrophiliac or one who indulges in incest. However, judging by iCarly's target demographic of 10-15 year olds, it probably means incest since negrophilia is usually related to gross-er matters. Many fans believe that it may mean a prostitute; however, they forget that they replace "whore" with "skunkbag" just the way they replace "dipshit" with "dipwad."

You guys are bunch of hobknockers!

by Penoris August 11, 2009

Hobknocker

There are two definitions for a hobknocker.
Definition #1: A man who sexes animals. (A.K.A. Beastiality)

Definition #2: A man, or chick with a dick that slaps people in the face with their dick.

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Brought to you by: Corinne && Jilliann.

Dude, you're a hobknocker.

by FreakOfThePopa June 9, 2010

Hubnucker

One who masturbates in public areas.

That guy over there in the lobby looks like a Hubnucker.

by Dracolin April 24, 2011

Hobknocker

Something wrong and illegal.

"You are such a hobknocker."

"Ugh, man, that's gross!"

by Harin123 February 7, 2009