hobbit-girl-lover

Poor Boy, which thinks, he is a womanizer.

Larsson: Hi guys, I meet a chick last night, she was awesome.

The Gang: Hahahah naive Hobbit-Girl-Lover

by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014

hobbit pony

term used to describe a dog who is fat and large enough for a hobbit to ride.

"Belle is a hobbit pony."

by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

Heinie Hobbit

An obviously flamboyantly gay person.

Goddman Mike is a heinie hobbit!

by Jason Hall June 12, 2008

hobit

A young girl who wears micro skirts and low jeans that show almost everything, and tiny T's that go up so that all the belly is exposed. In other words, a Ho Bag in Training, or a Hobit.

"Damn, look at all the hobit's out tonight. Just gotta wait a few more years!"

"That young girl got a temporary tattoo on the small of her back...hmmm, the mark of the whore at such a young age. Now that's a hobit."

by MarcosR July 4, 2005

hobit

a mispelling of the word hobbit

A: A hobit!
B: No... a hobbit.

by Vamm Goda February 23, 2004

Hobbit Ville

A small neighborhood somewhere in the Salt Lake Vally, UT in which "little" people have lived for a number of years. It is said to be an urban legend, but countless people have visited and seen it with their own eyes. The residents of the neighborhood seem to get quite angry when non-little people stroll through the neighborhood for entertainment.

"Hey, Victoria, let's say we go to a movie."

"Nah. I'd much rather go visit Hobbit Ville."

by sammyenn April 3, 2009

Hobbits in the Shire

When several small men suck dick in an open field.

Sean Murphy and his CIT friends pulled a Hobbits in the Shire one night at Camp Sequassen.

by Tobey March 18, 2004